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by **Woollyback** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:14 am

scottie boy, they're absolutely sick, the vilest filth i've heard in ages.....

....got any more?

by **LFC #1** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:18 pm

Woollyback wrote:scottie boy, they're absolutely sick, the vilest filth i've heard in ages.....

....got any more?

As requested. My mate really is a sick :censored:

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Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she was still alive?

A: Scratching on the lid of her coffin.

by **hawkmoon269** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:19 pm

LFC #1 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:scottie boy, they're absolutely sick, the vilest filth i've heard in ages.....

....got any more?

As requested. My mate really is a sick .

Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she was still alive?

A: Scratching on the lid of her coffin.

Sick....very Sick!

by **Woollyback** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:22 pm

Q: How can you tell when your little sister's on her period?

A: Your dad's d!ck tastes of blood

:wwww

by **LFC #1** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:23 pm

thats worse than mine woolly.

by **TheoRacle** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:15 am

Australian Love Story

Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off. Daryl slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'Day Daryl.You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill myself".

Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears her cries and look of dissapointment.

"Shazza", he says......... "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport too!"........ and drives off..........

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