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Postby dawson99 » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:52 pm

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Wales. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?


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Postby 84-1106852058 » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:08 pm

Classic stuff Dawson were have you been.
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:10 pm

been busy, things to do, moving house soon so gotta lot to sort out, but things are looking good so should be back here to harass people and basically post complete rubbish (like this one)

u good baron?
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Postby Reinas No.1 Fan » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:10 pm

Sounds like a problem certain man utd players might have.

Cristiano Ronaldo for the rape and prozies, rio ferdinand for the drugs , roy keane fot assault and kleberson for the incest.

and of course Giggs cos he is welsh
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:45 am

Don't tell her!!!!!
She'll have nothing more to do with you!!!! :D
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Postby 84-1106852058 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:44 am

dawson99 wrote:u good baron?

very well thank you Daws :p
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Postby anfieldadorer » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:47 am

dawson99 wrote:I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Wales. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?


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