Oryte lads, im back now, internet was fuc*ed
my student life is going good, im studying LAW,BIOLOGY,PSYCHOLOGY AND ENGLISH at sixth form. then Uni!!!!
Lads im back!
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by Garymac » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:52 pm
Any more failed attempts at gettin a bird through the medium of technology! I once got the attention of a bird with my mobile phone......by throwing it at her fu*king head! Kids never do that either
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by 76-1115222408 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:55 pm
Garymac wrote:I once got the attention of a bird with my mobile phone......by throwing it at her fu*king head! Kids never do that either
FPMSL
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by Ciggy » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:28 pm
Welcome back bluetooth 
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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by Lando_Griffin » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:49 am
She's just toying with you, me owd mate.
Women can be sods, you know. She'll probably seduce you with a lustful glint in her eye as she sucks your earlobe and paws your knackers through your trousers. (All in full view of her mates, ofcourse.)
Then, just as your getting a stonker, she'll tip a drink over you and knee you in the nads, just as everyone in the club (for tis where you'll be) looks around at the sobbing LFC fan with the Smirnoff hair-do, and the tent-poled kegs.
Not nice.
Women can be sods, you know. She'll probably seduce you with a lustful glint in her eye as she sucks your earlobe and paws your knackers through your trousers. (All in full view of her mates, ofcourse.)
Then, just as your getting a stonker, she'll tip a drink over you and knee you in the nads, just as everyone in the club (for tis where you'll be) looks around at the sobbing LFC fan with the Smirnoff hair-do, and the tent-poled kegs.
Not nice.
Rafa Benitez - An unfinished Legend.
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by RAFABENITEZ » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:20 pm
oh yes i am
and im gonna have another go at hat bird aswell.
and im gonna have another go at hat bird aswell.
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by 84-1106852058 » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:25 pm
RAFABENITEZ wrote:oh yes i am
and im gonna have another go at hat bird aswell.
you might as well everybody else has
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