Lando_Griffin wrote:**********NEWS JUST IN**********
Internet Forum Dominitrix "CIGGY" accused of stalking fellow cyber chatter.
A forum member who, for security reasons, has opted to have his name changed to Rando Scriffin, has today revealed that he has been the subject of CIGGY's depraved sexual antics for the last 14 hours.
Kept prisoner in an old Hoover bag, he was forced to rodger a pork scratching while his kidnapper filmed it with the expressed intention of sending it to "You've been Framed".
Rando, clearly shaken by the ordeal and left with a disturbing scent of rhind, has asked for her to be named and shamed to help stop others being lured by this femme fatale.
"She seduced me the normal way" Rando explained. "We were both in the chippy, when she threw a savloy at me for looking up her skirt. The next thing I knew, I was tied to a bed and she was riding me like a pony!
That bit was fine, but then she got all kinky and insisted I let her shove a cactus up my bum. I was having none of that, and managed to break free."
In the 3 hours after, Rando unsuccessfully tried to lose his tormentor.
Once she had caught him again, CIGGY administered a large dose of horse tranquillizers, and with the help of an un-manned fork-lift truck, carried Rando back to her home.
It is here that Rando suffered the despicable ordeal at the hands of a mad woman.
However, when asked about what he now though of her, Rando said;
"She may be nuttier than a packet of KP's, but she's a f*cking good sh*g."
