What would you be? - If you had the choice.

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:20 am

I'm pretty bored, so I've decided to start this topic despite the threat of being labelled insane.
Whether you believe in reincarnation or not, I would like to know which animal/creature you would choose to be and why, should the situation ever occur.
There are 3 parts to this;
1.) Would you be a mammal/fish/reptile/insect, etc. (And which one),
2.) Which sex would you be (if applicable), and
3.) Which domesticated animal would you rather be (if different to your original choice.)

I'm not too sure about this, so it may be subject to change.
My unconfirmed choices would go something like this;

1.) Mammal. Fish are useless, and reptiles and insects scare/annoy me. I'd possibly choose to be a Lion/Tiger, as they have almost no threats and run the joint.
2.) Male. I don't think I could cope with the change. (Take that either way!!!!!)
3.) A dog. Although people may say "Oh dogs are slaves...blah blah blah." I fercking hate cats, and I'll be boggered if you think I'm going to pick "Hamster"! Dogs are intellegent, loyal, and get to sh*g anything that moves!!!!! 
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What do you lot think?
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Postby 76-1115222408 » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:49 am

1. I would be a Crocodile/Alligator. Reason why: I would be able to laze around in the heat, but yet be kept cool in the water, I could relax so much that I wouldnt have to eat for long periods, then go for one big munch (as they do) which would satisfy me for months.
Lions/tigers etc; wouldnt come near, as they know the consequences. I mean c'mon, I have been around since the times of the Dinosaurs, so I think I have learnt atrick or two to help me survive!! :D

2. TBH dont know the difference within gators/crocs in relation to gender, But would assume male, as the aggresor of course.

3. I am answering this as a person that does not believe in domesticated animals.
I would say.............Cat (and I hate them so much btw!) because of the freedom factor, lets just say a 'cat flap' is right up my alley! Plus, Top Cat is a pimp, so I'd be in good company.

Had to add (even though a bit cliche!):

4.If back as human (with all previous knowledge) I would really (and, yes, sadly, I have thought about this before!) definetly do MY ALL to become a professional footballer, and not fall into the trap of drugs, crime and pussy! Well I made it as far as getting on Fulhams book as a youngster amongst all the stupidity this time round, so would just concentrate fully on footy and become a legend (I hope of course,but at leats playing top level and international level too! [well if I am gonna do it, better be proper eh? :D]) next time round.



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Postby Judge » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:55 am

1 killer whale
2 still male
3 Parrot
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:11 am

Interesting.
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Postby *XABIALONSO* » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:37 pm

I would like to be a tiger lion or maybe a grizzly bear
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