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Lando_Griffin wrote:*********Breaking News*************
Wayne Rooney, the emaciated attacking fulcrum of Man U()d and England today confessed what many experts had speculated for months - he is anorexic.
The £30m striker has been suffering from the eating disorder for several years, and he explained;
"I know many people were worried about my weight when I first made it as a footballer, but to be fair I weighed 4 stones at Everton, which was only slightly underweight. By the second season at Man U, though, the non-stop anal sex with Rio, Horse-face and Sir had really taken it's toll, and the stick of celery I was scoffing each week was no longer sustaining me."
Rooney went on;
"The final straw came when I played against Liverpool and was put on player-cam. Sky insisted on a reimbursement as they couldn't see me behind the goal post."
At this point of the interview Wayne collapsed, and was rushed to the canteen for some food and a human booster shot from a man named Ruud.
Lando_Griffin wrote:*********Breaking News*************
Wayne Rooney, the emaciated attacking fulcrum of Man U()d and England today confessed what many experts had speculated for months - he is anorexic.
The £30m striker has been suffering from the eating disorder for several years, and he explained;
"I know many people were worried about my weight when I first made it as a footballer, but to be fair I weighed 4 stones at Everton, which was only slightly underweight. By the second season at Man U, though, the non-stop anal sex with Rio, Horse-face and Sir had really taken it's toll, and the stick of celery I was scoffing each week was no longer sustaining me."
Rooney went on;
"The final straw came when I played against Liverpool and was put on player-cam. Sky insisted on a reimbursement as they couldn't see me behind the goal post."
At this point of the interview Wayne collapsed, and was rushed to the canteen for some food and a human booster shot from a man named Ruud.
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