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Postby Judge » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:23 pm

so is wayne rooney





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Postby 66-1120597113 » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:11 pm

LFC are shi.te and was dead lucky to win the champions league last season..benitez is a bad manager and will never win anything again..i hate them all  :;): :;):
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:15 am

*********Breaking News*************


Wayne Rooney, the emaciated attacking fulcrum of Man U( :censored:)d and England today confessed what many experts had speculated for months - he is anorexic.
The £30m striker has been suffering from the eating disorder for several years, and he explained;
    "I know many people were worried about my weight when I first made it as a footballer, but to be fair I weighed 4 stones at Everton, which was only slightly underweight. By the second season at Man U, though, the non-stop anal sex with Rio, Horse-face and Sir had really taken it's toll, and the stick of celery I was scoffing each week was no longer sustaining me."
Rooney went on;
    "The final straw came when I played against Liverpool and was put on player-cam. Sky insisted on a reimbursement as they couldn't see me behind the goal post."

At this point of the interview Wayne collapsed, and was rushed to the canteen for some food and a human booster shot from a man named Ruud.
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:24 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:*********Breaking News*************


Wayne Rooney, the emaciated attacking fulcrum of Man U( :censored:)d and England today confessed what many experts had speculated for months - he is anorexic.
The £30m striker has been suffering from the eating disorder for several years, and he explained;
    "I know many people were worried about my weight when I first made it as a footballer, but to be fair I weighed 4 stones at Everton, which was only slightly underweight. By the second season at Man U, though, the non-stop anal sex with Rio, Horse-face and Sir had really taken it's toll, and the stick of celery I was scoffing each week was no longer sustaining me."
Rooney went on;
    "The final straw came when I played against Liverpool and was put on player-cam. Sky insisted on a reimbursement as they couldn't see me behind the goal post."

At this point of the interview Wayne collapsed, and was rushed to the canteen for some food and a human booster shot from a man named Ruud.

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Postby Judge » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:53 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:*********Breaking News*************


Wayne Rooney, the emaciated attacking fulcrum of Man U( :censored:)d and England today confessed what many experts had speculated for months - he is anorexic.
The £30m striker has been suffering from the eating disorder for several years, and he explained;
    "I know many people were worried about my weight when I first made it as a footballer, but to be fair I weighed 4 stones at Everton, which was only slightly underweight. By the second season at Man U, though, the non-stop anal sex with Rio, Horse-face and Sir had really taken it's toll, and the stick of celery I was scoffing each week was no longer sustaining me."
Rooney went on;
    "The final straw came when I played against Liverpool and was put on player-cam. Sky insisted on a reimbursement as they couldn't see me behind the goal post."

At this point of the interview Wayne collapsed, and was rushed to the canteen for some food and a human booster shot from a man named Ruud.

you nicked my story, as i pm'd you that  :D   :D
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Postby 2520years » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:35 am

This forum needs more:

anger
flying of the handle
unprovoked rage
personal insults
heated unreasoned arguments
foul and abusive language
and sarcasm
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Postby stoney » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:21 am

Is this thread really sarcastic  ???
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:31 am

stoney wrote:Is this thread really sarcastic  ???

no  mate :cool:
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Postby red37 » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:15 pm

that josemi..he's some fu(king player him!
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:22 pm

liverpool are great:blues:
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Postby stoney » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:18 pm

BarryBelfast wrote:
stoney wrote:Is this thread really sarcastic  ???

no  mate :cool:

Yeah i didnt think so  :D
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Postby 76-1115222408 » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:07 am

Everyone on this forum is seen as equal!
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Postby neil » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:11 am

the flies man, the flies! they're everywhere!
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Postby 76-1115222408 » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:19 am

I agree!
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Postby neil » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:22 am

what you talkin'bout willis
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