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by **woof woof !** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:49 pm

Dreamt I saw Fooliers next selection and reasons for it .

GK.....Murphy, (time to try him in a new posistion and the
jersey fits him)
LB....Heskey, (he's always played well out on the left)
CB....Owen , (it's important that we have some pace in this
part of the pitch)
CB....Kewell, (he plays well alongside Micheal it would be
foolish to break their partnership)
RB....Gerrard, (I think a good captain should play at the back
and have all the play in front of him)
LM.....Baros (I want him close to the touch line in case I
have to sub him)
CM.....Pongolle (he is the man for the job)
CM.....Carragher (he's a good lad and likes to get forward)

RM.... Dudek ( I bought him with this in mind but until now
he hasn't been quite ready)
CF....Biscan (I think he will surprise a few people)
CF....Henchoz (He asked me if he could play up front and kick
lumps out of Biscan naturally I agreed)

It was only a dream , wasn't it

?

by **115-1073096938** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:37 pm

You are such a disrespectful tit.

Spell the mans name right for a start.

Go and "support" an other team because all you are doing here is slagging off ours. You're either a manc, a blue or some southern tosspot who's never been to anfield in his life who thinks he knows everythin about the game.

by **115-1073096938** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:40 pm

Who knows... maybe if you weren't such a disrespectful tit i would av found that funny.

by **woof woof !** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:58 pm

stu_the_red wrote:You are such a disrespectful tit.

Spell the mans name right for a start.

Go and "support" an other team because all you are doing here is slagging off ours. You're either a manc, a blue or some southern tosspot who's never been to anfield in his life who thinks he knows everythin about the game.

Thank you for the compliment .
When you can laugh at yourself you can laugh at anything.
The spelling is intentional surely you knew that

I saw my first game in 1953 so you could say I've been a supporter a bit longer than you. I'm no longer at every game but I was at 3 champions cup finals and the world club cup in japan . I don't pretend to be and expert on football and when the team is going through tough times I sometimes try and ligten things up with a bit of a laugh. (works for me) .I respect many of the posts you have sent in . But if I ever meet you face to face and you want to question my loyalty to our club (not Gerrard Foolier) I'll crush your nuts (if you have any)

by **Supermarius** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:36 pm

f##k sake lighten up stu! wat is it about you and Houllier?
Even Le t#s#er himself might have smiled at that one! :laugh:

by **DrLiverpool** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:10 am

I thought that was really funny.
especially biscan + henchoz (what a partnership)

But at the same time it was a scary.Imagine that team againt Arsenal on friday.

by **JBG** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:43 am

Actually, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

Heskey......sometimes played at right or left midfield.

Smicer: picked in the "hole" ahead of Jari Litmannen.

Steven Gerrard: played a lot of games in 1999/2000 at right back. Played a lot of games in 2000/2001 at right midfield.

Salif Diao: played at right back, centre half and right midfield.

Igor Biscan: played at centre half.

El Hadji Diouff: played right midfield.

Stephane Henchoz: played at right back.

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:59 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:Actually, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

Heskey......sometimes played at right or left midfield.

Smicer: picked in the "hole" ahead of Jari Litmannen.

Steven Gerrard: played a lot of games in 1999/2000 at right back. Played a lot of games in 2000/2001 at right midfield.

Salif Diao: played at right back, centre half and right midfield.

Igor Biscan: played at centre half.

El Hadji Diouff: played right midfield.

Stephane Henchoz: played at right back.

Your right JBG, it was a history of selections like that which made me start the thread, unfortunately Stu the Red doesn't see the toungue planted firmly in cheek

by **banana** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 4:36 pm

Nice post Woof Woof. You made me laugh!

And: Some of the guys out there should apologize to Woof or try to develop a sense of humor.

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:08 pm

banana wrote:Nice post Woof Woof. You made me laugh!

And: Some of the guys out there should apologize to Woof or try to develop a sense of humor.

Thanks mate. Was beginning to think I was to old for this sh*t

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 9:15 pm

Listen woof we need more humerous posts to lighten our current predicament ,and if we the long suffering fans who watch week in week out ,work permitting of course can't laugh at ourselves then who can we deem fit to poke fun at our plight ,the reason Anfield is so quiet these days is because a new generation are groing up bitter and humourless ,and thats were the difference between the older generation and the current crop lies ,but football should be one way to cross the divide ,i myself have been a supporter for nearly 30 yrs of this glorious club ,so keep em coming woof

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