by Roger Red Hat » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:39 pm
I've just remembered a funny incedent that happened to me. Not quite a childhood memory but I'll share it anyway.
Me (I was 17) & my best mate (17) had been to his sisters 16th birthday party at our local. All his family was there. Well, we'd gone back to his house to carry on the party. His (rather fit) mum had a boyfriend whom she stayed with on weekends so she disappeared and we decided to call it a night. My mate was asleep under the influence of way to much beer and his sister (16) and 19yr old cousin were sleeping in his mums bed. So I decided to join them. I'd been snogging the face off her cousin all night so I knew I was on for summat that night. So Im laid in between the two of them, snogging the cousin etc etc when we hears the front door close and footsteps coming up the stairs - dohh! It was my mates mum! I had no time to get out of bed so I laid very flat and still inbetween them and they pulled the covers right up. I could see through the sheet. well, his mum stood there talking for 5 minutes then says, 'I'm just collecting some things and then Im off, but I'm gonna get changed first' and she doff's off in the bedroom. I saw everything!
She left and we all burst out laffing, then we continued were we left off. (I even ended up feeling the sister up at the same time, like ya do).
Next day my mate asked where I slept? I told him on the couch but he didn't believe me, he said 'as long as you didn't bone my sister' and we both started laffing. I thought, no, I boned your cousin while feeling your sisters tads and oh by the way, I've seen ya mum in the nud too...... quality night!
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Roger Red Hat on Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!