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LFC #1 wrote:

Judge wrote:tied a cat up that had scratched me, then pissed all over it

thats just cruel.

Woollyback wrote:one of the lads in our chemistry class found a recipe for making explosives, we robbed some of this chemical (potassium chlorate i think it was) from the chemistry lab and mixed it with sulphur, apparently when you violently compress it, it explodes he said

FUCK ME was he right!! 

we used to get a steel nut and fill it with the stuff, then balance a slightly smaller-fitting steel bolt on top of it, then drop a brick on it to do the "violent compression" bit, WHAT A F*CKIN BANG!! brilliant it was, used to let one go in the school yard and of course there's no evidence, just a nut, a bolt and a scorch-mark on the floor with worried teachers scurrying around wondering what the f*ck was going on   best we ever did was gouge a big hole in a park bench and fill it with the stuff, blew the f*cker to splinters it did, and the blast gave my mate dave slight concussion

anyone know where you can buy potassium chlorate from, gonna scare the trick or treaters out of their pants if i can get hold of some

That is just class mate!!!!   

Woollyback wrote:one of the lads in our chemistry class found a recipe for making explosives, we robbed some of this chemical (potassium chlorate i think it was) from the chemistry lab and mixed it with sulphur, apparently when you violently compress it, it explodes he said

FUCK ME was he right!! 

we used to get a steel nut and fill it with the stuff, then balance a slightly smaller-fitting steel bolt on top of it, then drop a brick on it to do the "violent compression" bit, WHAT A F*CKIN BANG!! brilliant it was, used to let one go in the school yard and of course there's no evidence, just a nut, a bolt and a scorch-mark on the floor with worried teachers scurrying around wondering what the f*ck was going on   best we ever did was gouge a big hole in a park bench and fill it with the stuff, blew the f*cker to splinters it did, and the blast gave my mate dave slight concussion

anyone know where you can buy potassium chlorate from, gonna scare the trick or treaters out of their pants if i can get hold of some

most mail order chemical companies, but you will be followed mate, so just go to the garden centre and buy some weed killer, that'll do it 

Lee J wrote:anyone remember devil bangers?

Lee J wrote:anyone remember devil bangers?

Judge wrote:

Lee J wrote:anyone remember devil bangers?

christ, that takes me back

also do you remember french bangers, those little red ones, and  i mean little compact things

Woollyback wrote:one of the lads in our chemistry class found a recipe for making explosives, we robbed some of this chemical (potassium chlorate i think it was) from the chemistry lab and mixed it with sulphur, apparently when you violently compress it, it explodes he said

FUCK ME was he right!! 

we used to get a steel nut and fill it with the stuff, then balance a slightly smaller-fitting steel bolt on top of it, then drop a brick on it to do the "violent compression" bit, WHAT A F*CKIN BANG!! brilliant it was, used to let one go in the school yard and of course there's no evidence, just a nut, a bolt and a scorch-mark on the floor with worried teachers scurrying around wondering what the f*ck was going on   best we ever did was gouge a big hole in a park bench and fill it with the stuff, blew the f*cker to splinters it did, and the blast gave my mate dave slight concussion

anyone know where you can buy potassium chlorate from, gonna scare the trick or treaters out of their pants if i can get hold of some

We used to tape bangers to windows, and run like !!!
Sometimes it shatters the window - mostly it doesn't - just makes a mess of their sofa!

Judge wrote:

Woollyback wrote:one of the lads in our chemistry class found a recipe for making explosives, we robbed some of this chemical (potassium chlorate i think it was) from the chemistry lab and mixed it with sulphur, apparently when you violently compress it, it explodes he said

FUCK ME was he right!! 

we used to get a steel nut and fill it with the stuff, then balance a slightly smaller-fitting steel bolt on top of it, then drop a brick on it to do the "violent compression" bit, WHAT A F*CKIN BANG!! brilliant it was, used to let one go in the school yard and of course there's no evidence, just a nut, a bolt and a scorch-mark on the floor with worried teachers scurrying around wondering what the f*ck was going on   best we ever did was gouge a big hole in a park bench and fill it with the stuff, blew the f*cker to splinters it did, and the blast gave my mate dave slight concussion

anyone know where you can buy potassium chlorate from, gonna scare the trick or treaters out of their pants if i can get hold of some

most mail order chemical companies, but you will be followed mate, so just go to the garden centre and buy some weed killer, that'll do it 

hawkmoon269 wrote:

Judge wrote:

Woollyback wrote:one of the lads in our chemistry class found a recipe for making explosives, we robbed some of this chemical (potassium chlorate i think it was) from the chemistry lab and mixed it with sulphur, apparently when you violently compress it, it explodes he said

FUCK ME was he right!! 

we used to get a steel nut and fill it with the stuff, then balance a slightly smaller-fitting steel bolt on top of it, then drop a brick on it to do the "violent compression" bit, WHAT A F*CKIN BANG!! brilliant it was, used to let one go in the school yard and of course there's no evidence, just a nut, a bolt and a scorch-mark on the floor with worried teachers scurrying around wondering what the f*ck was going on   best we ever did was gouge a big hole in a park bench and fill it with the stuff, blew the f*cker to splinters it did, and the blast gave my mate dave slight concussion

anyone know where you can buy potassium chlorate from, gonna scare the trick or treaters out of their pants if i can get hold of some

most mail order chemical companies, but you will be followed mate, so just go to the garden centre and buy some weed killer, that'll do it 

Just get yourself some fertilizer rich in K, some icing sugar, a gallon of diesel, and a food processor!!!

ckay wrote:

hawkmoon269 wrote:

Judge wrote:

Woollyback wrote:one of the lads in our chemistry class found a recipe for making explosives, we robbed some of this chemical (potassium chlorate i think it was) from the chemistry lab and mixed it with sulphur, apparently when you violently compress it, it explodes he said

FUCK ME was he right!! 

we used to get a steel nut and fill it with the stuff, then balance a slightly smaller-fitting steel bolt on top of it, then drop a brick on it to do the "violent compression" bit, WHAT A F*CKIN BANG!! brilliant it was, used to let one go in the school yard and of course there's no evidence, just a nut, a bolt and a scorch-mark on the floor with worried teachers scurrying around wondering what the f*ck was going on   best we ever did was gouge a big hole in a park bench and fill it with the stuff, blew the f*cker to splinters it did, and the blast gave my mate dave slight concussion

anyone know where you can buy potassium chlorate from, gonna scare the trick or treaters out of their pants if i can get hold of some

most mail order chemical companies, but you will be followed mate, so just go to the garden centre and buy some weed killer, that'll do it 

Just get yourself some fertilizer rich in K, some icing sugar, a gallon of diesel, and a food processor!!!

And what cake does that make???

hawkmoon269 wrote:

ckay wrote:

hawkmoon269 wrote:

Judge wrote:

Woollyback wrote:one of the lads in our chemistry class found a recipe for making explosives, we robbed some of this chemical (potassium chlorate i think it was) from the chemistry lab and mixed it with sulphur, apparently when you violently compress it, it explodes he said

FUCK ME was he right!! 

we used to get a steel nut and fill it with the stuff, then balance a slightly smaller-fitting steel bolt on top of it, then drop a brick on it to do the "violent compression" bit, WHAT A F*CKIN BANG!! brilliant it was, used to let one go in the school yard and of course there's no evidence, just a nut, a bolt and a scorch-mark on the floor with worried teachers scurrying around wondering what the f*ck was going on   best we ever did was gouge a big hole in a park bench and fill it with the stuff, blew the f*cker to splinters it did, and the blast gave my mate dave slight concussion

anyone know where you can buy potassium chlorate from, gonna scare the trick or treaters out of their pants if i can get hold of some

most mail order chemical companies, but you will be followed mate, so just go to the garden centre and buy some weed killer, that'll do it 

Just get yourself some fertilizer rich in K, some icing sugar, a gallon of diesel, and a food processor!!!

And what cake does that make???

Martin McGuinness' favourite

Makes for a banging party!