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Lando_Griffin wrote:

Lando_Griffin wrote:OK. You and your family have been kidnapped by a really evil Mafia mob, and using a series of steel wires and pullies, they have tied your family (but not you) up in seperate areas of a room, counter-balanced by one another. All but the actual wrist and ankle clamps are electrified, and the only tool you have is a small, blunt metal hacksaw. The room is sealed by an iron door (elecrified), which is the only possible means of escape. The floor is solid concrete, and the walls are 2m thick. The ceiling has been coated in sheet metal and is also electrified.

There is one loophole;the mob decided that because you were once one of them, it wouldn't be right to just let you all starve to death. It would be much better to give you a chance, no matter how sick.

There are a set of scales attached to the counter-balanced ensemble, which have the following riddle enscribed upon them;

To save thine family thy must be sure,
To enter the weight I have in store,
Be not too light, be not too heavy,
For death waits here for thy levy,
The item I seek can be used at will,
To empty a vessel, or another one fill,
The Watcher from the Land of the Rising Sun,
Gives the last hint of what must be done.

What do you have to do? (You have one attempt. If you get it wrong your entire family dies immediately, and you starve to death.)

I can't believe no-ones got this!!!!! 

Lando_Griffin wrote:OK. You and your family have been kidnapped by a really evil Mafia mob, and using a series of steel wires and pullies, they have tied your family (but not you) up in seperate areas of a room, counter-balanced by one another. All but the actual wrist and ankle clamps are electrified, and the only tool you have is a small, blunt metal hacksaw. The room is sealed by an iron door (elecrified), which is the only possible means of escape. The floor is solid concrete, and the walls are 2m thick. The ceiling has been coated in sheet metal and is also electrified.

There is one loophole;the mob decided that because you were once one of them, it wouldn't be right to just let you all starve to death. It would be much better to give you a chance, no matter how sick.

There are a set of scales attached to the counter-balanced ensemble, which have the following riddle enscribed upon them;

To save thine family thy must be sure,
To enter the weight I have in store,
Be not too light, be not too heavy,
For death waits here for thy levy,
The item I seek can be used at will,
To empty a vessel, or another one fill,
The Watcher from the Land of the Rising Sun,
Gives the last hint of what must be done.

What do you have to do? (You have one attempt. If you get it wrong your entire family dies immediately, and you starve to death.)

I can only imagine but wouldn't the mob just shoot you? 

Lee J wrote:this happened to me in my white van though. I felt like the crying game, but it was nice

NIGHTMARE #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally,
the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

i knew it