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Postby gaz31 » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:06 am

MY MISSUS IS IN 90% OF THE TIME AND STILL DONT GET IT DONE SO WHAT CHANCE HAVE I GOT WHEN I'M PROBABLY ONLY IN 25% OF THE TIME .
SO I THINK I WILL LEAVE IT TO HER TO DO WHEN SHE GETS THE CHANCE EH!!
LAZY MARE !!!
EXCUSES SHE USES ARE "I'VE HAD A NIGHTMARE WITH EMILY TODAY"
"I WAS GONNA DO THAT BUT MY SISTER CAME ROUND"
"OH WELL I'LL DO IT TOMORROW"
"MY BACKS KILLING ME"
"I HAD TO GO TO TOWN TODAY WITH MY MUM"
"TIME HAS GONE SO FAST TODAY "
"I CANT GET ANYTHING DONE WHEN U ARE HOME "
REAL EXCUSES USED REGULARLY BY SALLY!!!!
:)
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby supersub » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:19 am

You've cracked it Gaz:
Wife..... 'I can't get anything done when u are home'
Gaz......'Right I'm off to the pub,be back in 3 days,that's plenty of time to sort it'.
THERE'S A GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW SHINING AT THE END OF EVERY DAY.
THERE'S A GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW AND TOMORROW IS JUST A DREAM AWAY.
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:26 am

HE'S HAD ALL HIS HAIR SHAVED OFF OND HE IS USALLY SEEN RUNNING DOWN OUR ROAD IN REALLY TIGHT SHORTS TWICE A DAY AND HE STILL PLAYS FOOTBALL .
BUT WHEN HE GO'S OUT HE IS JUST LIKE AUSTIN POWERS,GROOVEY MAN................ :D
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby supersub » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:28 am

yeah! that figures
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:36 am

DID U KNOW THAT HE HAS ADOPTED A LITTLE BOY FROM CHINA WHO'S PARENTS DIED IN A CAR CRASH???
HE HAS RENAMED HIM BRUNO (WHY)!!!
HE STILL DRIVES ROUND IN A JAGUAR WITH THE REGESTRATION PLATE READING BA55 VEN AND HE STILL HAS ABOUT THREE GREAT DANES WHICH HE TAKES DOWN THE PARK EVERY EVENING SO TOMORROW I WILL TAKE MY DOG DOWN A HAVE A CHAT TO HIM ABOUT BRUCIE BOY AND THEN WE CAN SHUT THE CEESE MONSTER UP FOR GOOD OK  :)
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby supersub » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:43 am

Shut the cheese up for good........nah!
But remove the smiley face ....yeah!
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Postby cheesecakery » Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:59 pm

supersub wrote:cheesey I will ask.Jan Molby is over in Denmark till next Tuesday but I'll see him next week at my brother's engagement party and I'll make it my top priority to get the definitive answer.Do you except this as the final chapter.

yes ok then , ask kevin keegan as well while your there , he made the name up  :D
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Postby cheesecakery » Fri Jul 25, 2003 2:35 pm

gaz31 wrote:AND I WILL ASK BARRY VENNISON WHO LIVES DOWN THE ROAD FROM ME IN SOUTHAMPTON AND DRINKS IN MY LOCAL (IF THE MISSUS LETS ME OUT)!!!!  :D

HAHAHA SOUTHAMPTON??? :D  :D  :D
whats wrong with  your local team then?
:D  :D
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:08 pm

ACTUALLY CHEESE BREATH I WAS BORN IN LIVERPOOL AND LIVED THERE FOR 13 YEARS .
ALSO BRUCE GROBBS WAS CALLED APE MAN  BUT IT WAS ONLY USED ON THE TRAINING GROUND AND IT WAS COS HE USED TO HANG ON THE CROSS BAR ALOT ALSO HE USED TO p#ss ABOUT SAVING SHOTS WHILST HANGING ON IT OK
SO I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU GOT JUNGLE MAN FROM UNLESS YOU ARE GETTING CONFUSED WITH THE BLOKE WHO SHARED YOU'RE CELL IN PRISON OR WAS IT SIR JUNGLE MAN TO YOU COS I BET YOU WAS HIS BITCH WERE'NT YOU ,
THATS WHY YOU ARE SO BITTER ISNT IT!!!!!!!!
URE A BATTY BOY !!! :)  :D
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby cheesecakery » Mon Jul 28, 2003 1:59 pm

yes but i expect if Southampton start winning things youll change  :D

wait and see if im right about 'Jungle Man' cus Supersub is goin to ask ian rush tomorrow ok?

no im not , i hate him since he missed that penalty for england,
well i hated him before that actually  :D
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Postby supersub » Sun Aug 03, 2003 10:35 am

cheesey here is the definitive answer just for you.
Buce Grobelaar was never called 'jungleman' by any Liverpool player.He was,however,called 'hound-dog' by a few but Jan Molby doesn't know why.
                                The end.
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Postby cheesecakery » Mon Aug 04, 2003 1:30 pm

someone might have just whispered it to him and Jan Molby never heard it ,
the end , i won
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Postby El Nino_#9 » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:29 pm

:D :D :D
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Postby Gaffa » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:43 pm

Jeez Gaz had to type in caps always :laugh: where's he gone?
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A wha-a-nite?

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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:00 pm

passmeistro_#14 wrote: :D :D :D

what the heck was the point of bringing up this thread? ???
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