by bigmick » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:28 pm
He's not good but he's far from the worst. John Motson annoys me to the extent that I can barely watch a game he is involved in. It's not the drip drip of stats that does me in, it's just the total lack of any football knowledge that I find annoying.
"OH it's been disallowed!!!" (the bloke has so clearly handballed it you suspect he might've taken a panel out of the ball), "Well I'm looking at the linesman Trevor, and I've got to ask, "Was it offside?"" (it was handball you blind fecker). At this point the ref points to his upper arm, "Well I can't understand this Trevor, this is quite extraordinary. The referee seems to have disallowed it for a push on Adams", (it was handball FFS). At this point the free-kick gets taken with the striker protesting his innocence, pointing at his chest, "Well Shearer seems to be indicating that Adams barged into him first," (IT WAS FECKING HANDBALL YOU BLIND PIECE OF SH!TE!!!!!!!! WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE WITH THE CALL IS ANOTHER MATTER BUT IT WAS HAND FECKING BALL!!!). No I'm not a fan of his at all come to think of it. I used to like the lyricism of Barry Davies, and though I've been slagged for saying this before, I like both watching and reading about the thoughts of Alan Smith the ex-Arsenal striker whom I find non biased and knowledgeable.
"se e in una bottigla ed e bianco, e latte".