Looking at Leothelion's "How about a bit of trivia..." and how popular the thread has been by spending time doing nothing, I am starting this lookalike thread, because I think they're hilarious and especially when they are cr#p lookalikes!!!!!
Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre on the right and occasionally on the left side.' (Man U)