by Ciggy » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:21 pm
Gary and Phil Neville are sitting in the pub with their dog and this fella comes in and lifts up the dog's tail, looks underneath it and then leaves. Gary and Phil are bemused by this but continue to enjoy their drinks.
Then another fella comes in and does the same thing, looks under the dog's tail and then leaves. When a third fella comes in and starts to do the same thing, Phil stops him and asks "hold on mate. you are the third person to do that. What are you doing?"
The fella says, There is a man outside who says that there is a dog in here with 2 @rseholes.
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.