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by **DrTNT** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:30 pm

To get us started:

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"Im going to a lecture." the man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.

by **Afroman** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:31 pm

DrTNT wrote:To get us started:

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"Im going to a lecture." the man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.

by **Afroman** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:36 pm

Sven G Eriksson has been acused of sheep shagging.
He said in his defence, I only f*****d Alam.

by **Afroman** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:38 pm

by **DrTNT** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:39 pm

Afroman wrote:

by **DrTNT** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:04 pm

by **Paul C** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:21 am

Who's the only other person to f**k. an Aussie and bring back the ashes?
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Paula Yates

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:53 pm

What's got three legs and lives on a farm?
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. Paul and Heather McCartney!

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