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by **JBG** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:13 pm

"Haha! Now the upper hand is on the other foot!" (Hot Shots! Part Deuz)

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:22 pm

The Red Baron wrote:YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT THE PARTY MAXINE

Richard Hillman Coronation street.

This was actually a signature on this forum,pis.ed myself when Isawit.

"How did you kill her"

"I hit her with a spade"

:laugh:

by **andy_g** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:28 pm

two from jack carter in Get Carter:

"a pint of bitter
[snaps fingers as bartender walks away]
...in a thin glass!"

and the classic

"you're a big man, but you're in bad shape. with me it's a full time job. now behave yourself."

by **MilitiaRusher** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:49 pm

Ahh one more from Rush Hour

Chris Tucker: You can get the FBI Badge, and shove it up your :censored:

!

by **Woollyback** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:28 pm

from pulp fiction, bruce willis' character butch is sitting on a harley beckoning his girlfriend to get on the back...

Bruce Willis' bird (in a french voice to die for): butch, where did you get the motorcycle?

Bruce Willis: it's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper

Bird: where did you get the chopper?

BW: I got it from Zed

Bird: Who is Zed?

BW: Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead

cool as fuck :buttrock

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:40 am

Woollyback wrote:from pulp fiction, bruce willis' character butch is sitting on a harley beckoning his girlfriend to get on the back...

Bruce Willis' bird (in a french voice to die for): butch, where did you get the motorcycle?

Bruce Willis: it's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper

Bird: where did you get the chopper?

BW: I got it from Zed

Bird: Who is Zed?

BW: Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead

cool as fuck

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:52 am

Ed to Sean in 'Sean of the Dead'

"who died and made you king of the f*cking zombies"

by **dawson99** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:54 am

ok quotes:

late night shopping:

even, you call that even? All i did was f*ck your girlfriend, that watch belonged to erroll flynn!!!
(classic brit flick)

a couple from lock stock for u:

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

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Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

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Nick the Greek: I'll need a sample.
Tom: Ahh, no can do I'm afraid.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

and finally, the classic, clerks!!!

[after losing a hockey ball from the roof]
Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent?
[reads the cover to Randal's videotape]
Dante Hicks: "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

by **Everton Killa** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:48 pm

Say hello to my lil friend
(Scarface)

Your mam is so poor that her tits are real
(Malibus most wanted)

by **anfieldadorer** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:07 am

alfred talks to tristan in the legend of the fall

i...
i follow all the rules...
men's,... god's.....

you!
you follow no rules...
and they all love you
even my own wife

(:despair:)

damnclass :cool:

by **mighty mo** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:44 am

"i love the smell of napalm in the morning" from apocalypse now,just after the planes have just shot missiles full of napalm on some unfortunate enemy vietcong,classic scene

by **The Ace1983** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:18 pm

Last night I watched Jaws. How could I forget "we're going to need a bigger boat". Great Movie.

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