Liverpool FC Forum

by **The Bench** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:44 am

I love the forums, but have come to the conclusion that there are several rules.

Here are the rules.

1. You are not allowed to slag off any player in a red shirt.
2. Unless they're :censored:

3. your not allowed to slag any ex-lfc player.
4. Unless they're :censored:

.
4a. Or Mark Lawrenson.
5. Never, ever slag off the manager, ever.
6. Unless he had a heart problem.
7. Always blame Real Madrid for the faluire to buy/sell any transfer target.
8. Never disagree with guys who have never missed a game ever. Not just a Liverpool game, but any game, ever.
9. Be very afraid to have your own opinion. Especially when talking about Michael Owen.
10. Expect to be told you are a know nothing dick if you don't live within 2 metres of the ground.
11. Always understand that these boards are for fun and any opinion will be ridiculed by everyone else.
Sub. You may believe you will never walk alone. This is true. For every single red. No matter where you are. So lighten up and enjoy the ride. YNWA. :cool:

by **red37** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:49 am

are you allowed to slate daft posts? coz this is up there :no

by **The Bench** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:55 am

Red 37. wasn't meant as a daft post. just a response to some of the daft respones posted on message boards. Didn't mean to offend. sorry.

by **The Bench** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:56 am

by **red37** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:14 am

most of the time its not half as bad as that in ere bench.
them that do go on a downer usually get reformed....

by **The Bench** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:21 am

Red37, Wasn't specifically on about this board. This is a bit of respite for me, like you say the majority on here are responsible posters, and genuine fans, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. Makes me laugh how 75% of the points made here are never heard at the match!
I'm never on a downer about the club itself. Just some of the irrational thoughts posted.
Thanks for the reply though. Hope you get my good natured natured drift :love:

by **stoney** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:59 am

look benchy i know your new and all that but as red37 has already said this is a very daft post and i don't know why you have done it and besides that, some of these so called rules are BS neway.

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:02 am

The Bench wrote:I love the forums, but have come to the conclusion that there are several rules.

Here are the rules.

1. You are not allowed to slag off any player in a red shirt.
2. Unless they're
3. your not allowed to slag any ex-lfc player.
4. Unless they're .
4a. Or Mark Lawrenson.
5. Never, ever slag off the manager, ever.
6. Unless he had a heart problem.
7. Always blame Real Madrid for the faluire to buy/sell any transfer target.
8. Never disagree with guys who have never missed a game ever. Not just a Liverpool game, but any game, ever.
9. Be very afraid to have your own opinion. Especially when talking about Michael Owen.
10. Expect to be told you are a know nothing dick if you don't live within 2 metres of the ground.
11. Always understand that these boards are for fun and any opinion will be ridiculed by everyone else.
Sub. You may believe you will never walk alone. This is true. For every single red. No matter where you are. So lighten up and enjoy the ride. YNWA.

good post mate, certainly sums up some of the posters on here

by **The Bench** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:30 am

haha. Stoney. legend. I joined I year before you and you call me new! brilliant irony mate brilliant. I think 10, 11 and sub apply to you.
PS(Sub especially,YNWA)

by **stmichael** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:38 am

The Bench wrote:I love the forums, but have come to the conclusion that there are several rules.

Here are the rules.

1. You are not allowed to slag off any player in a red shirt.
2. Unless they're
3. your not allowed to slag any ex-lfc player.
4. Unless they're .
4a. Or Mark Lawrenson.
5. Never, ever slag off the manager, ever.
6. Unless he had a heart problem.
7. Always blame Real Madrid for the faluire to buy/sell any transfer target.
8. Never disagree with guys who have never missed a game ever. Not just a Liverpool game, but any game, ever.
9. Be very afraid to have your own opinion. Especially when talking about Michael Owen.
10. Expect to be told you are a know nothing dick if you don't live within 2 metres of the ground.
11. Always understand that these boards are for fun and any opinion will be ridiculed by everyone else.
Sub. You may believe you will never walk alone. This is true. For every single red. No matter where you are. So lighten up and enjoy the ride. YNWA.

i have also come to a conclusion.

you're a tit.

by **oakton** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:41 am

what's the point of having a forum then?

by **drummerphil** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:44 am

you,ve opened up a can of worms here mate

especially 5 and 6

souness is a :censored:

,so i,ve just :censored:

all over that one :laugh:

by **Starbridge42** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:49 am

Actually I think he's onto something. Like it or not that pretty much sums up the attitude of the majority of people on this forum. Especially ones who have been here for some time.

Bearing in mind I say majority, so I might not neccessarily be talking to you whoever is reading this at the moment... but then again I might be

by **76-1115222408** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:58 am

Starbridge42 wrote:Bearing in mind I say majority, so I might not neccessarily be talking to you whoever is reading this at the moment... but then again I might be

Nice touch that.... :laugh:

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