>nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
>"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty
>looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
>name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
>knows the bank manager.
>
>Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
>collateral.
>
>The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
>elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very
>confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
>manager and disappears into a back office.
>
>She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
>out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he
>wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
>"I mean, what in the world is this?"
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>(you're gonna love this)
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>(its a real treat)
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>( a masterpiece)
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>(wait for it)
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>The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack,
>Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
>
>(You're singing it, aren't you?)
>Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you
>did!!!
