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MilitiaRusher wrote:

Lee J wrote:I am going for a tattoo today, I've decided to have one on my penis. its gonna say:
"Liverpool Football Club - 5 times European cup winners - you'll never walk alone"
I'm going to have it down the length of me kn@b, using the Arial font, probably size 36 but the problem I've got is what do I do with the other 6 inch?? leave it blank??

That's gonna hurt like mad I'm afraid. Btw, your penis circumsized?

This will probably have long term effects on you, most likely your inability to ejaculate/reproduce.

Lee J wrote:

MilitiaRusher wrote:

Lee J wrote:I am going for a tattoo today, I've decided to have one on my penis. its gonna say:
"Liverpool Football Club - 5 times European cup winners - you'll never walk alone"
I'm going to have it down the length of me kn@b, using the Arial font, probably size 36 but the problem I've got is what do I do with the other 6 inch?? leave it blank??

That's gonna hurt like mad I'm afraid. Btw, your penis circumsized?

This will probably have long term effects on you, most likely your inability to ejaculate/reproduce.

you nipple!

you for real or what? it was a joke.

quality, ive never heard anyone called a 'nipple' before. can i use that one     

Beaty59 wrote:I had my ex girlfreinds name tattooed on my c0ck- Her name was Wendy, but when it's soft all you can see is WY. A few years ago I was having a pee next to John Barnes and just happened to spot he had WY on his aswell, so I said "Oh do you have a girlfreind called Wendy to?", he said "No, this says 'Welcome To Jamaica, Have A Nice Day'".....LOL   

Boring, anyone else wanna tell jokes about tattoo's on d1cks? 

Lee J wrote:I am going for a tattoo today, I've decided to have one on my penis. its gonna say:
"Liverpool Football Club - 5 times European cup winners - you'll never walk alone"
I'm going to have it down the length of me kn@b, using the Arial font, probably size 36 but the problem I've got is what do I do with the other 6 inch?? leave it blank??

What's that, the romaining 6 inches of your imagination lol?   

I actually went down to get a tattoo last Monday, got down to find out the guy only took booking's on that day, so I just had a look at his art to get a better idea of what I wanted - it didn't help.