Everyone seems like they could do with a little light relief, so this is to cheer you up. Me mate has just found this on the internet and ive got to say its one of the most bizzare reads ever, im not gonna give anything away you will just have to look for yourself, and then give me your honest opinions cos i think the person who wrote its is either totally fuc*ed in the head or Woollyback!!!!
http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm