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by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:37 pm

I nust came across this on a TNS forum i was on because a bitter was slatin us but here it is:

to the tune of Ken Dodd's "Happiness"

Oh Bitterness, Bitterness
The only thing the blues possess,
I thank the lord that I've been blessed,
with none of the bluesh.ite bitterness...

To me this world is a wonderful place,
A red and white glow all over my face,
I feel so good to be alive,
european cups, oh we've got five....

Oh Bitterness, Bitterness
The only thing the blues possess,
Moyes, Stubbs, Kenwright and Keith Wyness
Are full of that Everton bitterness

The bitters were living in a land of dreams
"you'll lose if you ever face a decent team"
But Juventus, Chelsea and Milan tried
And they couldn't beat us so the bluesh.ite cried

Oh Bitterness, bitterness
The only thing that they possess
All of the b******s in the local press
Keep pumping out that People's Club bitterness

At half time AC thought they had us beat
The blueshite were dancing in the North Wales streets
But Stevie G was playing like a man possessed
So all they've got now is their bitterness

Oh Bitterness, bitterness
The only thing that they possess
I thank the Lord that we're the best
So we don't have any of their bitterness

They say that Milan Baros was offside
They say that Steven Gerrard took a dive
They say Jerzy Dudek shouldn't have no pride
But they've got none and we've got F****** FIVE

Oh Bitterness, bitterness
The only thing that they possess
If it wasn't for Heysel they would be the best
But they prefer living in bitterness

Lifted from TTW&R website

:laugh:

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:06 pm

If only someone made that into a proper mp3 song

by **L-type** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:48 pm

I thought the funniest song in the world was Ali G singin "Throw the Jews Down The Well" a bit ironic for him but maybe thats just me.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:35 pm

Nah, funniest song ever is the Macc Lads' Sweaty Betty :buttrock

by **Garymac** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:17 pm

L-type wrote:I thought the funniest song in the world was Ali G singin "Throw the Jews Down The Well" a bit ironic for him but maybe thats just me.

haha totally agree mate downloaded that tune the other day, cant get it out me head "In my country there is problem" love it.......Although the bitterness one is class!!

by **116-1104673748** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:55 am

D12's "My Band".Especially the salsa part.

by **LFC #1** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:14 am

thomas88 wrote:D12's "My Band".Especially the salsa part.

sh!te song.

by **Fernando Morientes > 19 <** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:32 am

by **adamnbarrett** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:32 pm

You've got to admit though that song was good and you must of laughed.

by **The Magician** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:35 pm

Nice tune

by **L-type** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:15 pm

no, it just sucked. Even where I live, where everyone moves from one fad to another everyone hated it.

by **goofy** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:04 am

I have to admit

I think the new funniest song on the world is

Come On And Du The Dudek
Du The Jerzy Dudek
Shake It Shake It Move It
Jump Up And Wave Your Gloves

Colin Murray's been playing it on Radio 1, it's great

by **AussieKopite** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:16 am

thomas88 wrote:D12's "My Band".Especially the salsa part.

Absolute rubbish.

by **116-1104673748** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:51 am

52299818 wrote:
thomas88 wrote:D12's "My Band".Especially the salsa part.

Absolute rubbish.

True.But its the rubbish thats funny.Just like William Hung.He can't sing yet he is a famous singer.

by **babu** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:06 am

thomas88 wrote:
52299818 wrote:
thomas88 wrote:D12's "My Band".Especially the salsa part.

Absolute rubbish.

True.But its the rubbish thats funny.Just like William Hung.He can't sing yet he is a famous singer.

who the hell is william hung?

like his initials though. W.Hung

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