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Woollyback wrote:

Pablo_Escobar wrote:bird watching (cause I do have a girlfriend, but to watch doesn't do any harm What a night it'll be

Fantastic

Just because to have a telly at home it doesn't mean you can't look in the window at Dixons

Just because you have a book-case at home doesn't mean you're banned from the library

My weekend has just taken a sudden turn for the better...

my wife & daughter are going away for the week on sunday morning (i'm joining them for a couple of days later in the week) - "so what?" I hear you say. But my mate's next door neighbour is having a barbeque sunday afternoon cos the weather's gonna be hot and he's invited us. "so what?" I hear you say again. WELL, here's the fun bit....   this bloke's girlfriend is a LAPDANCER and she's bringing all her LAPDANCING MATES and he's only gone and HIRED A F*CKIN MASSIVE INFLATABE PADDLING POOL THE SIZE OF HIS GARDEN!!!!

booze + lapdancers + sunshine + paddling pool = WOOLLY HEAVEN  

Is that an all ticket do? or can I pay at the door.Lap dancers,
if I went they would probably turn out to be,some hairy blokes from somwhere near the Artic circle,in strange costumes.

The Red Baron wrote:Hey wooly will AKs brother be there

The Red Baron wrote:Sorry Wooly,I thought it was YOUR neighbours party,isnt one of your neighbours Alan Kennedys brother?

ahaaaaa, no it's my mate's neighbour who's having the flange-fest, but yes Alan Kennedy's brother Keith is my neighbour

jonnymac1979 wrote:Fu*k me

only if your a good looking girl, and not until then