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by **JBG** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:44 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Dyer think we should include a water hazard ?

Yeah, Kieron Dyer should be in there somewhere.

Maybe after the tigers have been on, they should set Kieron Dyer running off down the speedway.....lets give him say, a 30 second start on the motors, and then we'll see how fast he is when the drivers catch up with him with their guns.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:47 pm

yeah, lee bowyer vs 200mph ben hur wheels, i'd pay good money to watch that :buttrock

by **woof woof !** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:48 pm

Yeah Fu'ck formula 1 , Lets have "Death Race 2000" for real . I think the public are finally ready for it .

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:30 am

can i bring some spears ??

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:31 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
dawson99 wrote:dunno, cant stand formula one

how can you like driving around in an oval for 200 laps?

hey, we dont expect corn fry oil chip boys to understand

by **Woollyback** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:07 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
dawson99 wrote:dunno, cant stand formula one

how can you like driving around in an oval for 200 laps?

you're just jealous cos unlike silly yank tanks, european cars can actually go round corners without wobbling all over the place and skidding off :rasp

european cars are simply LIGHT YEARS ahead of their american rivals. american cars have a massive engine and the most ridiculously bling interiors but that's where it stops, they're technologically prehistoric

wanna know why european cars have smaller engines? cos we can get more power out of a 3 litre than you can from a great big 5 litre v8, AND we can do corners properly AND we eat proper chips

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:48 pm

The Return of the Judge wrote:can i bring some spears ??

course you can Judge , distribute them amongst the spectators.

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:28 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:can i bring some spears ??

course you can Judge , distribute them amongst the spectators.

should i throw them to the spectators

, it would be quicker and more efficient

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:02 pm

The Return of the Judge wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:can i bring some spears ??

course you can Judge , distribute them amongst the spectators.

should i throw them to the spectators , it would be quicker and more efficient

I used the word distribute but knew you'd get the point .

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:05 am

woof woof ! wrote::laugh:
Yeah Fu'ck formula 1 , Lets have "Death Race 2000" for real . I think the public are finally ready for it .

Yeah,we could tape the driver's hands to the steering wheel,their feet to the accelerator and make sure that the roads are 100 feet above in the sky.Oh,and a lot of supertight corners too.Lets remove the brakes too while we're having fun.

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:26 pm

Woollyback wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:
dawson99 wrote:dunno, cant stand formula one

how can you like driving around in an oval for 200 laps?

you're just jealous cos unlike silly yank tanks, european cars can actually go round corners without wobbling all over the place and skidding off

european cars are simply LIGHT YEARS ahead of their american rivals. american cars have a massive engine and the most ridiculously bling interiors but that's where it stops, they're technologically prehistoric

wanna know why european cars have smaller engines? cos we can get more power out of a 3 litre than you can from a great big 5 litre v8, AND we can do corners properly AND we eat proper chips

woolly ive known that for years, my mother hasnt had an american car for 15 yrs. The only american car i would buy is a jeep for the wife, so i can have a land rover.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:01 am

but what about the proper chips

by **116-1104673748** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:00 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:
dawson99 wrote:dunno, cant stand formula one

how can you like driving around in an oval for 200 laps?

you're just jealous cos unlike silly yank tanks, european cars can actually go round corners without wobbling all over the place and skidding off

european cars are simply LIGHT YEARS ahead of their american rivals. american cars have a massive engine and the most ridiculously bling interiors but that's where it stops, they're technologically prehistoric

wanna know why european cars have smaller engines? cos we can get more power out of a 3 litre than you can from a great big 5 litre v8, AND we can do corners properly AND we eat proper chips

woolly ive known that for years, my mother hasnt had an american car for 15 yrs. The only american car i would buy is a jeep for the wife, so i can have a land rover.

....At least you didn't get her a lorry or a truck.

by **woof woof !** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:40 pm

thomas88 wrote:....At least you didn't get her a lorry or a truck.

Or a lawn mower , :no

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:42 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
thomas88 wrote:....At least you didn't get her a lorry or a truck.

Or a lawn mower ,

lol ill get her a riding lown mower to take to work

hey we still have good crisps

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