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by Judge » Fri May 27, 2005 11:34 am

just been told this one:


a man bursts into a busy pub, points to his left and shouts ''all the ar'seholes to that side''

he then points to his right and shouts '' all the dic'kheads to that side''

suddenly the hardest guy in the pub stands up and says ''who are you calling a di'ckhead?''

the man points to his left and shouts ''over there, ar'sehole''

by Judge » Fri May 27, 2005 11:53 am

and this one, just heard:

a man is pleasuring a lady.

''would you like to try the social security position?'' he asks her.

''what on earth is that?'' replies the women.

''well'', explains the man, ''when my balls are touching your ar'se, your getting full benefit''

by Lando_Griffin » Sat May 28, 2005 3:10 am

you sick man!!!!

Rafa Benitez - An unfinished Legend.

by chiggz_likes_owen » Sat May 28, 2005 3:49 am

by 84-1106852058 » Sat May 28, 2005 11:11 am

chiggz_likes_owen wrote:I don't get the either off them or are they that easy to understand and I'm trying to hard.

   

The innocence of youth.

by chiggz_likes_owen » Sun May 29, 2005 3:14 am

Damn you ................................