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by **dawson99** » Mon May 02, 2005 2:08 pm

this is for all you guys who nede that extra edge (there was a thread like this last week im sure, but cant find it) and how to pull in different ways.

Usually i say that im either a writer or shrink. just coz im bored and saying im a bookie just sucks. Ive also beena vet and a few other odd jobs.

Last weekend as i was bored i said that i was a tattooist from cheshire whod started working in london as thats where i was needed. When someone asked why i myself didnt have any tattoos i just said that i was the best there was and didnt trust anyone else yet with the type of tattoo i wanted to get.

One of the girls i was talking asked me to check out her tattoo, one of those celtic symbols at the base of her back. i noted how it looked closely and gave a good opinion. Then her friend showed me her tads one. I had to have a feel to see how the imprint was, and it was a great night, fun was had by all.

Next week mi gonna try being a gynacologist, see if i can proove my wares that way :pirate

by **Woollyback** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:09 pm

if you're feeling particularly deviant you could be a proctologist :idea

by **dawson99** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:10 pm

Woollyback wrote:if you're feeling particularly deviant you could be a proctologist

think thats more doms area of expertise :rasp

by **simic_ie** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:14 pm

Nice one dawson... have to remember that

by **Woollyback** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:15 pm

Dom invents bogus bottom complaints just so he can go for a thorough check up at the proctologists

by **woof woof !** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:36 pm

Woollyback wrote:Dom invents bogus bottom complaints just so he can go for a thorough check up at the proctologists

That would be at "The return of the Fudge" Clinic .

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 02, 2005 7:26 pm

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing!

"...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."
The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor guy back to the table.

"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again "...On the road again..."

The M.A. is totally unimpressed...
"So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?
"the guy asked,
"Are you kidding?" says the M.A.
"Any @rsehole can sing country music!"

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:53 pm

Cool Hand Luke wrote:"Any @rsehole can sing country music!"

Oi b@st@rd! :angry:

by **Dom1** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:16 pm

dawson99 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:if you're feeling particularly deviant you could be a proctologist

think thats more doms area of expertise

were wud that be then...

are they them peeps who check the man bits on men n that :lookaround

by **Woollyback** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:37 am

c'mon Dom you're at uni you should know these things!

a proctologist is basically an a*se-doctor :oh:

by **dawson99** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:42 am

maybe dom isnt a proctologist... just his ASSistant

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