Fantastic new radio - Voice recognition is the future

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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:09 am

hey peeps, gotta tell u about something i got recently...

I   got a new car radio yesterday. It has voice recognition. You shout
"soul"  and it plays a soul station.  You shout "rock" and it finds rock
and roll  for you.  You shout "country" and it finds country music.

I  was enjoying this new technology when some children ran in front of my
car,  causing me to swerve at the last second. I yelled out: "F******
kids!" 








you'll love this :D

















































And  my radio started playing Michael Jackson songs
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:23 am

Jacko's on a transatlantic flight one day when the pilot comes on the tannoy and says "sorry folks but we've lost engine no.1 but it's OK, we'll make it with just no.2 engine"

Murmurs of panic spread around the plane when the pilot comes on the tannoy again "sorry folks but we've now lost engine no.2 so we're going to have to make an emergency landing, when we land I want all the women and children off first"

"F*ck the children!!" shouts one terrified passenger

Jacko replies "Have we got time? ???:D   :laugh:   :oh:   :kungfu:
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:45 am

:D
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Postby stmichael » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:50 am

Q. why does michael jackson spread cheese on his kn#b?

A. becasuse kids will do anything for the taste of dairylee.



:oh:  :p  :laugh:  :oops:  :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:53 am

whats the difference between jacko and a shopping bag?

ones white and plastic and dangerous to children and the other you take you shopping home in   :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:53 am

what have jacko and whiskey got in common?

they both come in tots   :D
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:54 am

what have michael jackson and paul gasgoine got in common?

they're both f***ing geordies

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:54 am

what does jacko have after dinner?

under eights    :D
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:45 am

What's the difference between Israel and Michael Jackson?

Israel never invaded Jordan

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Postby stmichael » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:04 pm

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

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Postby hawkmoon269 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:46 pm

Sick...just sick..... LMFLO...tho
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