Liverpool FC Forum

by KARMANI » Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:58 am

HERE


True or not, is still creepy 

by Woollyback » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:11 am

Sorry Karmani, I think you've got more patience than me but I got bored reading that so only got about a third of the way through

Having said that I think I know where it was all leading...     ie. complete cobblers 

Anybody who marries a woman who's into stuffed toys deserves all the bad luck they get 

by Dalglish » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:16 am

Correct Al, but then again your Mrs took you on you big cuddly Pimpmeister !!

by Dalglish » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:18 am

For the record I read it all cos I'm sad like that

the stories either true and he has got a seriously fecked up Teddy Bear or he's blagging and he needs to get out more !

by Woollyback » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:25 am

Dalglish wrote:he needs to get out more !

as do you! 

by Dalglish » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:33 am

I can't go out , I have this forum thats possessed me   And judging from your post count you have the same problem !

by Woollyback » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:36 am

Dalglish wrote:I can't go out , I have this forum thats possessed me   And judging from your post count you have the same problem !

same problem as you, but with 5000 flange pics thrown in for good measure 

by Dalglish » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:40 am

The Pimpmeister has spoken.

Some people have questioned whether the Flange piccies are a substitute for sex. This is ridiculous as childrena are a substitute for sex as everyone who has them knows !!!!!

My 9 month old has a what we have come to know affectionatly as a "nookie radar" cos it goes off every time I go near the Mrs !!!

by Woollyback » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:50 am

It's been that long since I've been near the missus I need a radar to FIND her!!

At leat you've got a son so the males outnumber the females in your house but I can't even clutch at that straw!

by Dalglish » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:56 am

by Dalglish » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:56 am

Unlucky Lad