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Postby Judge » Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:27 pm

just a little tip jayjay, dont miss this thread like simic :D
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Postby stmichael » Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:53 pm

Just a little tip jay jay

Color coordinate your pet with your furniture & carpets.
That way, the hair won't show if you don't regularly sweep it up.  :)

Isn't that right woof? :D
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Postby 84-1106852058 » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:06 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay

If you intend to wear sandals without socks always paint your toenails red,this way if you find yourself being chased by a gang of thugs you can hide in a Strawberry patch.
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Postby Judge » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:59 am

just a little tip jayjay

stuff lots of soil up yer ar'se, and in that way you can hide in fields disguised as a mole hill :D  :laugh:
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Postby stmichael » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:02 pm

Just a little tip jay jay

Eat only seasonal items, like reindeer, elves, pine cones, and poinsettia salad.  :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:03 am

just a little tip jay jay

dont eat yellow snow :D
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:35 am

just a lil tip jay

if u need to eat milk with a knife and fork, its probably best to chuck it away lad
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:02 am

just a lil tip jayjay

swig from a bottle, and not yer shoe. that way you'll never complain yer drink smells of sweaty socks :)
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:11 am

jay jay wrote:thanks for the nice welcome people.
so any single girls in here

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just a lil tip jay jay:


pour sugar over yer cakes instead of salt, and in that way you dehydrate as much during the winter months
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:52 pm

Just a little tip jay jay,

nevr p1ss on an electric fence  :oh:
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby 84-1106852058 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:35 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay

You can lead a horse to water,but dont push it in,as nothing stinks more than a wet horse. :laugh:
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:37 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay....

It runs in the 3.45 at Taunton on Thursday.

It is called Norfolk Enchance.

Take a price if possible.
JUSTICE FOR THE 96

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Postby stmichael » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:41 pm

Just a little tip jay jay.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.  :D
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:13 pm

Just a lil tip Jay Jay, never EVER try and photocopy your ar$e, otherwise this might happen to you.
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Postby Dom1 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:17 pm

just a lil tip jay jay, lil tips arent really as useful as u may think :D  this one for example!
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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