Funniest thing ive read for ages
Sam Allardyce has revealed he would be interested in bringing Michael Owen to Bolton in an ambitious swoop.
The Bolton chief has admitted a top striker is his main target in the summer as he looks to bolster his squad.
Allardyce revealed he would be in the running to sign Owen if he became available at Real Madrid.
Owen's future at Real has been the subject of intense speculation for some time with the England international failing to secure a regular starting place in the team since his move from Liverpool.
Allardyce would love to take the former Liverpool hit-man to The Reebok Stadium, but accepts it may be difficult to persuade the player to make the move.
"If Michael Owen was available, he would be first on our list," said Allardyce.
"You wonder whether he would want to come and play for us and there would be an obvious problem with his wages and transfer fee.
"But Michael Owen is an England international and the best goalscorer we will have for a long time to come. It would be an achievement if were even to consider us.
"We already have two former Real Madrid players here in Fernando Hierro and Ivan Campo, so you could never actually write off the fact we might get a third!
"To have any chance at all, we would have to qualify for Europe. After that, who knows?
"Regular first-team football is important for most players. Money becomes secondary when you are sitting on the bench every week or sat in the stand.
"Michael Owen is a matchwinner. If he is not getting that adrenalin rush often enough, he probably wants it back."