2 calves
1 beaver
1 a,ss
1 pussy
countless hares the occassional co,ck
and one dead fish no one can find
Rude jokes - Warning -dont read if easily offended
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by Woollyback » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:54 am
filth
What have KFC and women got in common?
Once you've finished with the legs and breast all you're left with is a smelly box
I know, I know - the old ones are always the best
What have KFC and women got in common?
Once you've finished with the legs and breast all you're left with is a smelly box
I know, I know - the old ones are always the best
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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by Judge » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:59 am
hurry girls, ive just found out you can get 10000 tampons for a tenner!
with no strings attached, time is running out, as there is a period in which to collect them, but nonetheless a blo'ody good deal for the time of the month
with no strings attached, time is running out, as there is a period in which to collect them, but nonetheless a blo'ody good deal for the time of the month
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by Woollyback » Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:04 am
judge were you a market trader in a past life?
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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by Roger Red Hat » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:15 pm
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she
was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted....
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she
was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted....
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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by chiggz_likes_owen » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:47 am
Lee J wrote:The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she
was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted....
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