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jonnymac1979 wrote:Get onto this.

Last week, I left my flat nice and early for once thinking, "Yeah, i'll get to work on time for once and that will be a perfect start to the day."

I'm walking to the bus stop and just a few paces before I get there, the bus pulls into the stop.  Perfect timing.  I thought I would get on the bus and "I'm Into Something Good" by Herman's Hermits was going to be on the radio, you know the one "Woke up this morning feeling fine, there's something special on my mind........".

It was a f**king school bus. 

Maybe the fact that there was loads of school kids on the bus should have made me get off instantly.  There was about three other adults on the bus though, so I thought it couldn't be a school bus.  I decided not to run the risk of getting off at the first stop for fear of ridicule by everyone when they would surely realise I had got on a school bus by accident.  Then it turned off my usual straight line bus route into a side street where for the next twenty minutes, it preceded to go past two schools, and the adults (who I'd twigged by now were teachers or cleaners or something....) also got off .

So there I was on the bus with the scally kids who were bunking off, and then after all of this, the bus started finally going towards the city centre where I work. 

Then the bus did a complete U-turn and started going back towards my flat, from where I'd just started!!!!  You couldn't make this up.  So by now, I realised it was do or die and I was getting off.  I got off miles away from my work by Hope University.

I then had to walk past Liverpool University and there are two bus stops outside it.  So I waited a couple of minutes for a bus to go past (cause there are loads on London Road that time of the morning).  I put my hand out, and the bus went right f**king past me without stopping.

Angrily, I walked further down London Road and then got on one, arriving for work a full 25 minutes late.

You couldn't make it up!!!!!!  I f**king hate buses.

Next Week: Speed 3, jonnymac demands the bus doesn't go below 50 mph otherwise he will be late for work and kick the driver out of his seat to drive the f***er himself.

Honestly, what you have just read above really happened.

      awwwwwww poor you Jonny, unbelieveable but funny at the same time mate

jonnymac1979 wrote:So there I was on the bus with the scally kids who were bunking off, and then after all of this, the bus started finally going towards the city centre where I work. 

Then the bus did a complete U-turn and started going back towards my flat, from where I'd just started!!!!  You couldn't make this up.  So by now, I realised it was do or die and I was getting off.  I got off miles away from my work by Hope University.

hahaha hard luck jonny, that is one f*cked up bus journey mate!!     

scally kids who were bunking off hehe