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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:28 pm

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:32 pm

MMMMM, And I think she deserves an immediate rise .  :D
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Postby 1234ram » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:33 pm

i think i shoud get it lol
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:34 pm

1234ram wrote:i think i shoud get it lol

:D I think you should you spell worse than her :D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:39 pm

1234ram wrote:i think i shoud get it lol

Are you TJAMES in disguise? :D
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:31 pm

woof woof ! wrote:MMMMM, And I think she deserves an immediate rise .  :D

She got one Woof lad, let me tell you !!!!!!
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:32 pm

fake puds though :(
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:26 pm

oh I am sorry wooly. :(
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:28 pm

they aint even good fake ones.... :D

ARE YOU TJAMES ... ARE YOU TJAMES .... ARE YOU TJAMES IN DISGUISE ...
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:46 pm

Lee J wrote:oh I am sorry wooly. :(

I'm sure you can make up for it by some quality work in the fit birds zone :D
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:58 pm

go for it lee j
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