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by **gaz31** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:23 pm

Pussy And Bitch
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

by **big al** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:39 pm

by **Dom1** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:41 am

(at your new avatar) :laugh:

by **kopper** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:08 pm

by **Dom1** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:14 pm

i must say french connection UK isnt really that funny Gaz31?

by **sangy** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:39 pm

lmao @ Dom

by **big al** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:05 pm

Why do blonde women have bruises on their belly buttons because god invented blonde men!

by **gaz31** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:36 am

Dom1 wrote: (at your new avatar)

SORRY DOM I CANT QUITE FOCUS YET BUT IM TRYING MATE

by **Dom1** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:46 pm

im still watching and it makes me feel confused and yuuukkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Dom1

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