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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:42 pm

PROPOSED WARNING SIGNS TO BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING BACK A PINT OR TWELVE.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an ******.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:27 am

They should put Government Warnings on Beer Bottles like they do on Cigarettes in the States.
Imagine a Bottle of Bud with a picture of this on the back of the bottle :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:45 pm

Lee J wrote:PROPOSED WARNING SIGNS TO BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING BACK A PINT OR TWELVE.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an ******.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

oi, i wrote that list 12yrs ago and got it patented, so you owe lots of dosh you word thief  :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:48 pm

ggggg
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Postby Judge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:48 pm

quick take her from behind :D :p
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:06 pm

:down: Jesus christ how this forums gone down the nick
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Postby zarababe » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:10 pm

:angry: Disgusting.. where does the perve roberts get these awful pics..
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:45 am

rate my vomit . com ???  :D :laugh: ???
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:26 am

zarababe wrote: :angry: Disgusting.. where does the perve roberts get these awful pics..

Perve get real, how is pics of people being sick perving? ???
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Postby Judge » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:15 am

zarababe wrote: :angry: Disgusting.. where does the perve roberts get these awful pics..

probably errr the internet, you can download owt now
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:45 pm

or right click, copy properties and put it in an image code :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:23 pm

cheers, i got it now
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