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by **Dalglish** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:30 am

Who ? You ?

Your Walter Mittee in disguise mate :laugh:

by **Dalglish** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:32 am

LMAO !!!!!! I can almost here him saying that St Michael :laugh:

One of the best one liners I heard was from a Traffic Cop, who stopped me for the speeding .....he slowly walks over to the car, I wind the window and he says "Good Afternoon Wing Commander , are you having difficulty taking off " :laugh:

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:18 am

Dalglish wrote:LMAO !!!!!! I can almost here him saying that St Michael

One of the best one liners I heard was from a Traffic Cop, who stopped me for the speeding .....he slowly walks over to the car, I wind the window and he says "Good Afternoon Wing Commander , are you having difficulty taking off "

To which you should've replied "Evening orifice, are you having difficulty f*cking off?"

Speed cops - traffic wardens with cars :angry:

by **Dalglish** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:19 am

by **LFC #1** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:24 am

Woollyback wrote:
Dalglish wrote:LMAO !!!!!! I can almost here him saying that St Michael

One of the best one liners I heard was from a Traffic Cop, who stopped me for the speeding .....he slowly walks over to the car, I wind the window and he says "Good Afternoon Wing Commander , are you having difficulty taking off "

To which you should've replied "Evening orifice, are you having difficulty f*cking off?"

thats is brilliant. :laugh:

by **zarababe** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:46 am

I wonder if Dalglish lowered his goggles when producing his license

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:02 am

stu_the_red wrote:Conversation...

Stu "Is it true you are coming back to Liverpool?"

Sander "I don't know i hope so, *sly smile* I'm just over to watch the game".

Stu "So you haven't heard anything then?"

Sander "no i don't know" *Laughs*

Stu "I notice you had a good season last year in Spain though... Would you like to play for Benitez?"

Sander "I'd love to play for Liverpool again"

Stu "you don't give much away do you?"

Sander laughs, i shake his hand, tell him good luck an thanks for the memories.

Cheesey... but true lol.

Where was he Stu?

Roberts

by **andy_g** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:59 am

Roberts wrote:
stu_the_red wrote:Conversation...

Stu "Is it true you are coming back to Liverpool?"

Sander "I don't know i hope so, *sly smile* I'm just over to watch the game".

Stu "So you haven't heard anything then?"

Sander "no i don't know" *Laughs*

Stu "I notice you had a good season last year in Spain though... Would you like to play for Benitez?"

Sander "I'd love to play for Liverpool again"

Stu "you don't give much away do you?"

Sander laughs, i shake his hand, tell him good luck an thanks for the memories.

Cheesey... but true lol.

Where was he Stu?

Roberts

probably just DROPPING his kids off or something...

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:04 am

similar thing happened to me when i met gary neville

dawson: you're ****** aren't you

gary: yes (then he cries)

Not the best story, but true none the less

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:11 pm

andy_g wrote:
Roberts wrote:
stu_the_red wrote:Conversation...

Stu "Is it true you are coming back to Liverpool?"

Sander "I don't know i hope so, *sly smile* I'm just over to watch the game".

Stu "So you haven't heard anything then?"

Sander "no i don't know" *Laughs*

Stu "I notice you had a good season last year in Spain though... Would you like to play for Benitez?"

Sander "I'd love to play for Liverpool again"

Stu "you don't give much away do you?"

Sander laughs, i shake his hand, tell him good luck an thanks for the memories.

Cheesey... but true lol.

Where was he Stu?

Roberts

probably just DROPPING his kids off or something...

That explains it then

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