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by **Cool Hand Luke** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:37 pm

the return of beavis wrote:Dont try and compete with me Hash you are out of your depth, your votes are boll##ks you are boll##ks and your not as smart and funny as me!

Kissing your own a#se again.

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:40 pm

Has wrote:
the return of beavis wrote:Dont try and compete with me Hash you are out of your depth, your votes are boll##ks you are boll##ks and your not as smart and funny as me!

Kissing your own a#se again.

No I will admit I am not the funniest person on this site but I am a lot funnier than you though!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:54 pm

And you are a lot gayer

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:55 pm

Has wrote:And you are a lot gayer

Im not the one that needs about 75 identities and votes for himself on voting polls you ponce!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:02 pm

Sorry for messing up your poll

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:04 pm

Has wrote:Sorry for messing up your poll

if thats sincere okay you forgiven!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:14 pm

Thanks beavis, now maybe we can end this slanging match, and you can stop calling me Hash, lets talk football!!!

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:16 pm

Has wrote:Thanks beavis, now maybe we can end this slanging match, and you can stop calling me Hash, lets talk football!!!

Ok thats fine, stop the slanging eh and just have a laugh.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:20 pm

by **116-1065305004** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 1:47 am

Well here is another one, not really a funny story but a good torture tactic, when I was in Spain with the lads one of my mates brought his mate from work called Craig(5'3 looks about 12,ginger who is infact 20 years old) and he had this habit of permanently walking around naked because he had a big one even when women were in the room(It was the only thing big on him!) and one day he had a erection and decided to use his ding dong as a holder for our tea cups! We were disgusted so my mate Al told me and Chrissy to grab him and pin him on the bed, when we grabbed him Al walks in with a Calippo straight out of the freezer and when Craig seen it he went as white as a sheet screaming,'NO LADS f##k OFF IM SORRY' and Al stuck it right on Craigs gonads you could hear the screams all over Spain! I never heard anyone scream so loud not even Gay Stes dad when he got his phone shoved up his a#se! But the only downside was it was 3 am and Security banged on our door warning us to keep it down!

by **116-1065305004** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 6:04 pm

when me and Dom where in the gym on tuesday night he nearly fell off the treadmill and was doing the splits for about 5 minutes trying to get back up :laugh:

And 2 people seen it :laugh:

by **Dom1** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:23 pm

YES IT WAS GREAT AND I MEANT IT HONEST!!!!!!!1

by **sangy** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 9:36 pm

LMAO lol now dats funni ## ## ##

by **Dom1** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:53 pm

WELL YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING:

**s##t HAPPENS**

by **sangy** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:01 pm

f##kin sure does he he

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