stmichael wrote:answer the following questions to find out how big a CHAV you are:
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? y
Have you ever worn Burberry check? y
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? y
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? y
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? n
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? y
Are you into "R&B"? n
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? y
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? n
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? n
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? y
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? y
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station y
as a present? y
Have you ever bought second class stamps? y
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? y
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? n
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? y
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50%
polyester? n
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? n
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? n
Would you eat own brand baked beans? y
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? good lord no
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? y
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? n
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel
or shampoo? y
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? n
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? n
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner
party? y
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? y
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it
looks like you aren't wearing any? y
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it
for later? n
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? n
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? y
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? n
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc n
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? n
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? n
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? n
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? n
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from
to use the loos in desperation? y
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? y
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? y
Are the toes on your shoes square? y
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? y
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? n
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? y
jonnymac1979 wrote:What if the answer is yes to any of them Mick?
And what's a chav?
stmichael wrote:answer the following questions to find out how big a CHAV you are:
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? n
Have you ever worn Burberry check? n
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? n
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? n
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff?n
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? n
Are you into "R&B"? n n n n n
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? n
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? n
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? n
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? y
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? y
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station
as a present? n
Have you ever bought second class stamps? y
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? n
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? n
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? n
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50%
polyester? n
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?n
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?n
Would you eat own brand baked beans?n
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? n
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? y
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? n
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel
or shampoo? n
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? n
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? n
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner
party? n
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? y
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it
looks like you aren't wearing any? n
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it
for later? n
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? n
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? wtf
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? y
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc n
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? n
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? n
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? n
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? n
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from
to use the loos in desperation? y
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? n
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? y
Are the toes on your shoes square? n
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? n
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? n its the Ateam
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? y
Dom1 wrote:chavs are meffs basically, but they are trying to take over the word...SAVE THE MEFF
dont u agree meff sounds better
jim_morrison_supported_liverpool wrote:Dom1 wrote:chavs are meffs basically, but they are trying to take over the word...SAVE THE MEFF
dont u agree meff sounds better
no i think Meffs are different to "chavs" chavs is a sh*t word though, i call them meatheads. meatheads beat meffs up.
a meff may also be a ming. but not necessarily as some meffs are sound but couldnt give a sh*t about clobber that much. like me!!!
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