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by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:14 am

2 parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other "can you smell fish?" :oh:

by **who the hell is diarra** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:05 pm

dawson99 wrote:does anyone know the blunkett joke in the airport with a dog?

David Blunkett walks into the airport ,
he starts swinging his guide dog around his head,
his bodyguard asks
'what are you doing'
He replies,
'just takin a look around'
:laugh:

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:15 am

david blunkett in the airport with his dog and the dog p!sses on his leg, so he bends down and gives it a sweet, a women goes over and says thats amazing, the dog p!ssed on your leg and you gave it a sweet. "i know" says blunkett. "im trying to find which end is its mouth so i can kick it in the b@llox"

by **zarababe** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:05 pm

.... "it's raining cats and dogs..oops mind the poodle"

by **anfieldroad** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:27 am

peewee wrote:david blunkett in the airport with his dog and the dog p!sses on his leg, so he bends down and gives it a sweet, a women goes over and says thats amazing, the dog p!ssed on your leg and you gave it a sweet. "i know" says blunkett. "im trying to find which end is its mouth so i can kick it in the b@llox"

oi peewee, i heard you were held up by a burglar with a gun in your house. He gave you an ultimatum 'suck his co'ck or take a bullet in the head'

GLAD to see your ok mate

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:30 am

anfieldroad wrote:
peewee wrote:david blunkett in the airport with his dog and the dog p!sses on his leg, so he bends down and gives it a sweet, a women goes over and says thats amazing, the dog p!ssed on your leg and you gave it a sweet. "i know" says blunkett. "im trying to find which end is its mouth so i can kick it in the b@llox"

oi peewee, i heard you were held up by a burglar with a gun in your house. He gave you an ultimatum 'suck his co'ck or take a bullet in the head'

GLAD to see your ok mate

i took a shot in the mouth either way

by **Dom1** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:40 pm

LFC #1 wrote:Salif Diao

.. thats a good one :laugh:

by **anfieldroad** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:31 pm

diouf

by **stmichael** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:55 pm

Monica Lewinsky is in the dry cleaning store and tells the guy working there "another dress to clean".

Hard of hearing the guy replies "come again?".

"No" says Monica. "Mustard"

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