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by **82-1074641017** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:52 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:Go on, I'll be your friend.

(I know...I'm justing asking for a crafty Leon quote-edit there! )

Give me a kiss and Ill tell ya

Roberts

by **JBG** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:52 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:Go on, I'll be your boyfriend.

You never fail to disapoint, yer lad.

by **Leonmc0708** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:56 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:
Leonmc0708 wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:Go on, I'll be your boyfriend.

You never fail to disapoint me with your fifteen inches, yer a proper boss lover lad.

by **Paul C** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:56 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:Go on, I'll be your boyfriend.

I've told you before, stop Pm'in me cos I'm not goin out for a drink with you, Leon has told me what you did to him after you used that date r3pe in his drink

by **Paul C** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:56 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:
Leonmc0708 wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:Go on, I'll be your boyfriend.

You never fail to disapoint me with your fifteen inches, yer a proper boss lover lad.

by **JBG** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:57 pm

by **Ciggy** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:57 pm

Some ozzys are mad tho I worked with this girl on the rigs she was from oz, one day we where checking in in Hull airport ready to go on the chopper, we where putting our bags through, the xray, and the alarm went off on her holdall, it was a really big vibrator :laugh:

. I wanted to die, she wernt bothered atall.
The first night on board she sh@gged the electrician :laugh:

And used to give the men more than a wake up call :glare:

She wasnt bothered about anything

She even asked me would I have a 3 sum with her and this fella in our cabin I nearly had heart failure, wanted to throw her overboard, I said no way Joanne im not into things like that,
Id be in bed we had 2 sets of bunks, I had to draw me curtains every night cause she was in the next bed havin it off with any tom dick or harry, I had me walkman on constantly in bed :laugh:

by **Paul C** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:59 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Some ozzys are mad tho I worked with this girl on the rigs she was from oz, one day we where checking in in Hull airport ready to go on the chopper, we where putting our bags through, the xray, and the alarm went off on her holdall, it was a really big vibrator . I wanted to die, she wernt bothered atall.
The first night on board she sh@gged the electrician
And used to give the men more than a wake up call
She wasnt bothered about anything
She even asked me would I have a 3 sum with her and this fella in our cabin I nearly had heart failure, wanted to throw her overboard, I said no way Joanne im not into things like that,
Id be in bed we had 2 sets of bunks, I had to draw me curtains every night cause she was in the next bed havin it off with any tom dick or harry, I had me walkman on constantly in bed

lmao, you worked on the rigs :oh:

by **Ciggy** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:59 pm

yep for years :cool:

Loved it had a scream

by **Paul C** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:00 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:yep for years Loved it had a scream

So did that girl from the sound of it

by **JBG** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:00 am

Paul C wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:Go on, I'll be your boyfriend.

I've told you before ducky, stop Pm'in me cos I'm not goin out for a drink with you, coz me and Leon are going around to orphanages and putting that date r3pe drug in the kids' drinks

You guys are sick, and making out that I PM you ain't gonna make you seem normal, you freak.

by **Leonmc0708** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:01 am

Paul C wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Some ozzys are mad tho I worked with this girl on the rigs she was from oz, one day we where checking in in Hull airport ready to go on the chopper, we where putting our bags through, the xray, and the alarm went off on her holdall, it was a really big vibrator . I wanted to die, she wernt bothered atall.
The first night on board she sh@gged the electrician
And used to give the men more than a wake up call
She wasnt bothered about anything
She even asked me would I have a 3 sum with her and this fella in our cabin I nearly had heart failure, wanted to throw her overboard, I said no way Joanne im not into things like that,
Id be in bed we had 2 sets of bunks, I had to draw me curtains every night cause she was in the next bed havin it off with any tom dick or harry, I had me walkman on constantly in bed

lmao, you worked on the rigs

Sorry, what Paul meant to say was Do you have her number ?

by **Paul C** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:01 am

John Barnes' Granny wrote:
Paul C wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:Go on, I'll be your boyfriend.

I've told you before ducky, stop Pm'in me cos I'm not goin out for a drink with you, coz me and Leon are going around to orphanages and putting that date r3pe drug in the kids' drinks

You guys are sick, and making out that I PM you ain't gonna make you seem normal, you freak.

Busted

by **Ciggy** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:02 am

Paul C wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:yep for years Loved it had a scream

So did that girl from the sound of it

yer she was just a bad slapper tho, But when i worked off yarmouth on this really big rig well was a floatell really it was gorg, cinema, swimming pool etc.
And I had the best laugh in my life on there, a bunch of about 20 scousers used to look out for me like so I never got any sh.it

by **Paul C** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:05 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
Paul C wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:yep for years Loved it had a scream

So did that girl from the sound of it

yer she was just a bad slapper tho, But when i worked off yarmouth on this really big rig well was a floatell really it was gorg, cinema, swimming pool etc.
And I had the best laugh in my life on there, a bunch of about 20 scousers used to look out for me like so I never got any sh.it

Kool, bet you went through some batteries :;):

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