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by **A.B.** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:20 pm

No we cant we havent got one of them sticky out things have we to aim and miss with.
My mate puts a coin in hers toilet so her fella aims at it
Didnt help much when he came home drunk one night and peed in the wardrobe
see us girls would never do that

Craziest ****** I've heard in a long time lol

by **simic_ie** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:26 pm

But as I said we can aim our "sticky out things" fine and dandy, but sometimes where its aimed and where it shoots aren't the same direction. That and the fact that we don't really concentrate on it. Anyone see those dutch urinals where they painted a fly on them? They put it in some bar toilets and apparently aim improved drastically!

by **Dom1** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:27 pm

no point lifting the seat up all the time, what are tissues for

by **simic_ie** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:29 pm

Good point Dom, they should be damn glad we lift em up in the first palce!! :laugh:

by **Ciggy** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:31 pm

Dom1 wrote:no point lifting the seat up all the time, what are tissues for

you must have plenty of toilet roll Dom or are the tissues used for something else :;):

by **Dom1** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:37 pm

both

by **Ciggy** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:39 pm

Dom1 wrote:both

Horny hormone 19 year old :devil:

by **Dom1** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:39 pm

yeah, im normal

...god that sounded weird....i suppose im not so normal!!!

by **JBG** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:41 pm

I saw something on tv where a company is making a toilet bowl with a little plastic fly in the bottom so as to give chaps something to aim for!

by **simic_ie** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:43 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:I saw something on tv where a company is making a toilet bowl with a little plastic fly in the bottom so as to give chaps something to aim for!

No doubt the women will be complaining we're making too much noise then when we add a bit of power cos the little b@stard isn't moving :angry:

by **Dom1** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:43 pm

great idea, my little toilet game is to try and make all the water go bubbly

...its harder than it sounds

by **Ciggy** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:46 pm

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee :Oo:

by **JBG** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:47 pm

Dom1 wrote:great idea, my little toilet game is to try and make all the water go bubbly ...its harder than it sounds

You are a sick man, you know that? You should be ashamed of yourself.

by **Dom1** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:47 pm

by **Ciggy** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:56 pm

simic_ie wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:I saw something on tv where a company is making a toilet bowl with a little plastic fly in the bottom so as to give chaps something to aim for!

No doubt the women will be complaining we're making too much noise then when we add a bit of power cos the little b@stard isn't moving

Think you better edit the little B bit simic

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