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Postby stmichael » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:00 pm

we've all heard the common ones:  willy, n*b, John Thomas, c*ck etc.

I have just heard somebody refer to their penis as:





wait for it:











their  "Jon Hall "  :D  :D  :D


what a bizzare world we live in  :kungfu:
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:02 pm

Jon Hall?? ???   Never heard that one before :D
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Postby JBG » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:17 pm

The one eyed Japanese soldier?

I know a guy in the US who calls it his "w.a.n.ker. "w.a.nker" is not used in the US, but he picked it up while in college in Dublin.
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:22 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:The one eyed Japanese soldier?

I know a guy in the US who calls it his "w.a.n.ker. "w.a.nker" is not used in the US, but he picked it up while in college in Dublin.

:laugh: Bet that goes down well with the ladies  :D
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Postby JBG » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:24 pm

His name is Bill and is an "attorney" in Memphis!  :D

Funny guy, great turn of phrase, he often takes "our" swear words and twists them around to make them even funnier.
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Postby simic_ie » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:37 pm

Funniest thing I've managed to do his get French people swearing like Father Jack. I lived with them for a year and by the end of it they could swear better than anyone I know. Get a French person to call someone a pain in the @rse, it's just so funny :laugh:
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Postby Red_Si » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:59 pm

I was walking through the forest with my Flintlock and my hound
I then recoiled in horror to a sick, perverted sound
With my Flintlock at the ready, I crept up through the trees
To see El-Hadji Diouf and a flush young queen, down upon his knees
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Postby Red_Si » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:03 pm

Sorry, I'm bored
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:03 pm

my mate calls it his penisaurus

another one has a whole song...
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:11 pm

I gotta a mate who calls his "Eddie" - don't know why?  ???
he'll be like "She'd been giving me the eye all night so I sent Eddie in to sort her out!"  :D
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Postby Dom1 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:06 pm

i call mine Jeffrey
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:07 pm

What like out of Rainbow?  ???
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Postby taff » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:09 pm

:laugh:
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Postby Dom1 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:12 pm

yeah that one.
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:02 pm

What like out of Rainbow


Why's that dom, is it cos it's a bit limp?
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