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by **106-1093504160** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:35 pm

women have breast implants, their lips injected, get their bu'ms tattooed, give birth, and remove hair with boiling wax - but dont like an'al sex....'coz its hurts?'

wuhahahaha.......lol

by **106-1093504160** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:40 pm

i tried to fone some of you guys earlier, but put my donorcard in the fone box instead of my fonecard, f@cking cost me an arm and a leg

by **Leonmc0708** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:37 pm

Quality Judge man, however I fear that the top one may be deleted once the PC brigade log on later....

by **dawson99** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:32 pm

> A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat, as he
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> settled in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
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> realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took
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> the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he
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> blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
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> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
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> annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".
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> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
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> sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
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> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
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> business role at this convention?"
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> "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
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> popular myths about sexuality."
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> "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
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> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
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> are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
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> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth
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> is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
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> Greek descent.
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> We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories
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> are the Irish,"
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> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
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> she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't
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> even know your name."
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> "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me
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> Paddy."

by **106-1093504160** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:37 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:Quality Judge man, however I fear that the top one may be deleted once the PC brigade log on later....

cheers leon, i try my best

here's another

sally say to her mum 'ive seen johnnys wi'lly and it was like a nut'

mum replies 'what small?'

sally says 'no mummy, salty'

by **Ciggy** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:38 pm

by **106-1093504160** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:39 pm

ive got a thousand more just like those.

these are just tasters

enjoy my friends, and keep them coming

by **Woollyback** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:19 pm

Quality stuff Judge

A little boy asked his mummy "why am I black and you're white?"

"Don't ask" she replied, "when I think back to that party you're lucky you don't bark!" :oh:

by **Woollyback** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:20 pm

Why is the wonder bra called the wonder bra?

Cos when you take one off you think "wonder where they went?"

by **dawson99** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:52 pm

ok , bad taste one...

Knock Knock
Who's there
Bigish
Bigish Who

Not today thanks you begging chav slag.

by **Dom1** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:53 pm

judge wrote:women have breast implants, their lips injected, get their bu'ms tattooed, give birth, and remove hair with boiling wax - but dont like an'al sex....'coz its hurts?'

wuhahahaha.......lol

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