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10 ,People who make Kim Jong Un seem like 'Mr Comedy'   

andy_g » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:07 pm wrote:1. pakis
2. wops
3. nips
4. wogs
5. wags
6. chavs
7. skags
8. gyps
9. chinks
10. tykes
11. mancs
12. scals
13. fribs
14. birds
15. people who are rude and impatient

talk about testing the water with that post!

RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:06 pm wrote:
4,Belgians ,and specifically Belgium ,because everybody has a country they believe if removed would make the smell of Europe infinitely more aromatic .

I lived there for 3 years and used to hate the office in the summer, the smell was terrible 

1) Cyclists, for the same reasons as Woof mentioned. But not just on the road, even on the pavement where people walk. Even yesterday when I was with my baby I had to make way for these idiots who were cycling at such a reckless speed.
2) Internet warriors, especially those who criticize the government. True, they could be improvements to policy in whichever country you live in but social media has given birth to the rise of internet warriors who spend all their time picking on the nitty gritty because they are too stupid to get an education and work in a government office themselves. I always believe that if you don't have a better idea, don't criticize.
3) Women who bitch and moan about how all guys are jerks when it's in fact them who chase those jerks while refusing the advancement of a nicer guy in hope that they could be the reason that jerk changes.
4) Bus drivers who do not wait for all to be seated, especially those with children and the elderly, before driving off.
5) Supposed friends who borrow money without paying back what they owe.
6) People who fail to take responsibility for the material products they borrow from others.
7) Cats.
8) Couples who walk together holding hands but standing a meter apart thus in effect barricading the entire path.
9) Poor customer service.
10) Benny the Loon.

damjan193 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:29 pm wrote:

woof woof ! » Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:23 pm wrote:
FK off   :veryangry

I'll still be here next month, with a new list ! 

(I'm already thinking about the time I first saw Zagreb !)

Good thing you haven't been more south than that

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Mate ,  my road to Zagreb started in Cape Town, significantly to the south.

If memory serves I crossed the border into what was then Yugoslavia from Greece (Thessalonika) headed for Skopje and onto Belgrade before encountering the misery that was Zagreb 

It's funny how some seemingly inconsequential moments leave an indelible imprint on your memory.

It's around 7am on a freezing February morning, sleet is in the air and as the truck I've hitched a ride in crests a rise there below is Zagreb, greyer even than the concrete coloured sky above it.

The thing that stays with me was that not a single chimney had smoke coming from it. Either the town was dead or the populace just couldn't afford fuel to warm themselves.

I'd been through some sh'itholes, in Africa, India and the Middle East but Zagreb on that morning was deffo first in the queue for room 101.

I meant a bit more south on the Balkans not all the way to Africa . I'm from Skopje BTW.

Yeah, Balkan cities can make that horror movie gray effect, especially in the winter. The gray buildings built during the socialism don't really help either. It's not that bad though. You westerns always make it sound worse than it really is

1) Davina McCall

2) James Corden

3) "Celebrities" called Russell who claim to be comedians, seriously name one Russell who is funny, see, impossible isn't it?

4) Jack Whitehall, another unfunny talentless tw@t.

5) Teenage hard men on multiplayer games. You know the ones, they usually cost the team a win then go and blame everyone else, a'holes !

6) Chelsea. Is there anything remotely classy about them? From the players to the "fans" to the coach to the board, they are just the scummiest.

7) Adverts. Is it just me or are adverts getting louder? the programs are quite low so I have to turn up the volume, then the ads come on and deafen our entire neighbourhood ! Even the annoying ones where they whisper "secret escapes", FECK OFF 

8) Whispering on adverts, this really REALLY grinds me, even a coffee advert has it on, I just want to kill when they come on the telly.

9) Newspapers on News programmes. Why? they need to kill some time so they spend time showing the headlines of newspapers, who gives a sh!t what the rags print? They may as well show used toilet paper for 5 minutes, its the same kind of standards !

10) People who eat with their mouth open. I swear the next person I see doing this will be eating my fist !

But other than that all is well with the world...kinda...

Boocity » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:08 pm wrote:Living in UAE means most of mine relate to the driving:-

1. People doing 200km in the outside lane flashing their lights to get you out of their way.

I am sure they a called police and if you pulled over when they asked they would not still be behind you lol

laza » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:47 pm wrote:1. People whinging about things on a internet forum 

So then everyone who has access to the internet?

Wide net my friend.