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f*ck me,

I've just been sitting here reading the forum minding my own business and waiting for roast potatoes to cook in the oven... all seemed great, really hungry too. Just cooked a fabulous gammon joint (multi-talented you see ) expecting the potatoes to be done in about forty minutes...

I've got an electric oven, a bit of fat must have touched the grill part of the oven and its just exploded! Absolutely Sh*t myself!

Luckily the oven is still working and the potatoes now have a char grilled coat

Has anyone else ever had anything similar happen?

The sh*t yourself bit? Um, no. Honest.

I meant the boom bit,

But feel free to tell us stories about literally shitting yourself if you must

I'm a perfectionist, never happened to me and my cooking is better than Jamie Oliver's 

Jesus Christ what a ***** thread... gotta stop this afternoon drinking lark!!

kitchens are more likely to be damaged by potato cooking than by any other vegetable

supersub » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:42 pm wrote:kitchens are more likely to be damaged by potato cooking than by any other vegetable

aye, gotta be careful around the auld spud's    especially when you chip and lob them into a pot of oil at 3.30am when your off the nut 
many an honest kitchen met its fate in that manner 

red till i die!! » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:08 pm wrote:

supersub » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:42 pm wrote:kitchens are more likely to be damaged by potato cooking than by any other vegetable

aye, gotta be careful around the auld spud's    especially when you chip and lob them into a pot of oil at 3.30am when your off the nut 
many an honest kitchen met its fate in that manner 

My cousin burnt his house down doing that

Must admit I seen my ***** today when a big fire ball appeared in the oven and there was a loud pop... would't go in the kitchen for about two minutes afterwards... was stood at the door scared of it happening again

Clueless talented football types who nearly went pro and have guys who play at the MANCs just really should stay out of the kitchen



Even if it is women's work 

laza » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:27 am wrote:Clueless talented football types who nearly went pro and have guys who play at the MANCs just really should stay out of the kitchen



Even if it is women's work 

your going some if you can get flames and combustion inside an electric oven mate

Tell me about it!!!

StuYesThatStu » Thu Sep 26, 2013 5:15 pm wrote:
I've got an electric oven, a bit of fat must have touched the grill part of the oven and its just exploded! Absolutely Sh*t myself!

Luckily the oven is still working and the potatoes now have a char grilled coat

Has anyone else ever had anything similar happen?

Gotta hold my hand up 

Was once sharing a room with two tasty hippie chicks and another guy in Bombay, I woke up one morning and dressed only in a pair or white cotton pants I was heading for the bog when for reasons that are still unclear even to me I decided to let rip with a massive fart.

The fart woke not only my companions but also those in neighbouring rooms. Most of us would have been proud of that  .

Unfortunately for me the fart was followed by a tsunami of the previous nights curry induced sh'it  .

My prisitne white cotton pants now had a kinda brown ethnic art in action pattern that stretched from ar'se to ankle.

I took the walk of shame down the corridor to the shower as people in adjacent rooms stuck their heads out of their doors concerned that maybe a gas bottle had exploded.

I left Bombay the same day, changed my name and moved south to Goa. 

Am I embarrassed ?

FK no !, Stu has just admitted he's "got an electric oven" how Fu*king embarrassing is that ! 

Kenny Kan » Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:06 pm wrote::laugh:

Ditto  

that's just kwality woof