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by **106-1093504160** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:17 pm

Juicy Lucy wrote:i need a wee

dont use my charmin bogroll, you'll have to stamp your feet instead

by **Dom1** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:46 pm

lucies useless info of the week, she needs a wee

by **Dom1** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:47 pm

eeeeee, alan you just get worse dont you :laugh:

by **106-1093504160** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:47 pm

by **E7.** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:53 pm

Here's a bit of useless info for ya.
Did you kow that the British Glow Worm is not a worm at all?
It is in fact a beatle. (this is taken from my book "How to win friends and influance people" by E7) :grinning:

by **zarababe** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:55 pm

This is fun !...Don't cheat.

"CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS"

This is pretty neat how it works out.

This is cool chocolate math!!!!!!!

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.......

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator................)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't,
add 1753 ...

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

You should have a three-digit number

The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are .......

YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

by **106-1093504160** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:57 pm

go through that again zbabe

by **zarababe** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:04 pm

judge wrote:go through that again zbabe

..don't tell me u came up with a 3 digit figure.. Judge .. let me guess 102 years

by **106-1093504160** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:06 pm

just my age sweetie

by **Ciggy** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:09 pm

isnt chocolate a substitute for sex there fore I eat it day and night :devil:

f.at b.astard :;):

by **106-1093504160** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:10 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:isnt chocolate a substitute for sex there fore I eat it day and night
f.at b.astard

does that mean you'll eat chocolate from anywhere :devil:

woooohoooo.......i'll just get ready :laugh:

lol

by **Dom1** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:05 pm

yup i got it.....1019

by **106-1093504160** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:16 am

ney dom

by **106-1093504160** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:57 am

this one nearly slipped away

by **Starbridge42** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:00 pm

Did you know?

Did you know that a whale *ahem* ejaculates 35 litres of *ahem* sperm every time it *ahem* f.ucks another whale.

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