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Postby greenred » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:21 pm

Alka Seltzer condoms(again): Mama mia,thats a spicy meatball :D
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm

pepperami condoms - coz its a bit of an animal
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Postby Paul C » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:48 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote::oh: Paul thats a bit naughty lad  :D  :devil:
Dont you like the smell of burnt rubber :p

Have I got a dirty mind or does that mean what I think it means  :oh:

*Paul's imagination starts to wander*
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:22 pm

Strepsils throat lozenges condoms - Suck 'em and see!  :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:44 pm

F1 condoms - get in pole position :D :p
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:50 pm

Just think, better use of condoms could've prevented the following monstrosities:

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Postby stmichael » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:51 pm

dom1's favourite condom :D  :p  :laugh:
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Postby Paul C » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:54 pm

Problem is if you drop one it's like finding a contact lense :D
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Postby stmichael » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:51 pm

dawson99 wrote:carlsberg condoms - because the danes hate to see it leave as much as much as we like to see it cum :p

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BUT IF THEY DID, THEY'D PROBABLY BE THE BEST CONDOMS IN THE WORLD! :p  :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:32 pm

carlsberg dont make condoms for anyone else

how about reusable condoms - wash n go :D
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Postby Dom1 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:45 pm

dawson99 wrote:kit kat condoms - because 4 fingers isnt always enough?

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Postby Dom1 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:46 pm

Woollyback wrote:Just think, better use of condoms could've prevented the following monstrosities:

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who the hell is that supposed to be  :D
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby Dom1 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:47 pm

stmichael wrote:dom1's favourite condom :D  :p  :laugh:

i wudnt mind but they are dearer than regular sized ones aswell  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:48 pm

Dom1 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:Just think, better use of condoms could've prevented the following monstrosities:

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who the hell is that supposed to be  :D

:laugh:
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:52 pm

its rooney just coming out of that brothel :D
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