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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:38 pm

:D
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:10 am

Mine is pretty ****** as my first pet was called steve the goldfish, so I wont bother putting it on here.

However I asked the lads in the office, and one of them came up trumps.

His mother used to be called Miss Mary McGwurther prior to marrying his father and becoming Mrs Mary Wright.

His first pet was a golden labrador named bendy.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:34 am

Dom1 wrote:
peewee wrote:I'm Mr.Jinx Ritson

:blush:  :laugh:

we had a cat called Mr. Jinx and then we got another cat when i was about 10 and we called it snagglepuss. the b*stard lived for 18 years. i was in my late twenties goin to the vet and the receptionist would shout "Mr Peewee, can you bring snagglepuss in please" while men with rottweilers would look at me like i was a ponce.

Snagglepuss would stil be alive now and aged 27 if i hadnt run it over    :D
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:34 am

Bendy McGwurther :laugh:  thats a classic!
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:29 am

good one peewee :D
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Postby ArgentinaCRESPO » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:31 pm

gulben ergen
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:42 pm

ArgentinaCRESPO wrote:gulben ergen

I'm not sure I'd be first in the queue to watch a sweat film staring "Gulben Ergen"   :D
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Postby JBG » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:18 pm

Buck Naked.
Jolly Bob Grumbine.
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Postby greenred » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:22 pm

Welcome back to the mad house JBG.
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Postby JBG » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:10 pm

:D

I still think Ben Dover is a great porn name.
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Postby stmichael » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:11 pm

willie shafter :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:13 pm

yeshe will :D
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:21 am

anyone seen the movie orgasmo with the fat bird called T-Rex. :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:00 am

no mate, but ive seen the sex cartoon Jungle Burger :D
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