



so this week it's the return of the Tax Dodger and his pack of ar$e bandits as the mighty Liverpool host Spurs.
The last time spurs came to Anfield was May 2011 and Spurs beat Liverpool 2-0 that day. But we're a different Liverpool now, with the return of Suarez and Gerrard to the team, Andy Carroll and Dirk finding a bit of form, I expect a goal feast.
Ingurland's future Manager may have other issues on his mind so lets hope he forgets the team talk like he forgot to pay the tax man.
Famous Spurs Fans
Ron Weasley
Simon Mayo
Michael MacIntyre
A Spurs fan you'd happily slip a portion
Emma Bunton

Spurs Joke of the Day
- Man walking his dog over the park finds the Spurs squad playing football with a hedgehog. In disgust he shouts out that he is going to phone the RSPCA. The hedgehog shouts back "Leave it out mate, I'm winning 3-0!"
- A spurs fan walks past a shop and sees a video called "Tottenham - the glory years" for sale for £100. He asks the assistant "Why is it so expensive?" She says " The video's only a tenner, but the Betamax video player costs £90!"