by andy_g » Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:24 pm
it hasn't been a very good year for the forum in all honesty. the backroom staff, apart from a couple of exceptions, have been fairly absent and the transfer policy has been a disaster. for some reason excellent posters like manhattan project, bigmick, nanny red, s@int and 1234ram have all been moved on (some even handing in transfer requests, obviously disillusioned by the forum's lack of ambition) and the replacements have mostly been average material worthy of some mid table outfit. many old schoolers and regulars seem to have lost half a yard of pace and their first touch has deserted them. the policy of sticking a fat old igor up front and lumping long topics at him has failed spectacularly. the forum obviously needs some kind of fox in the box, someone that will just lurk around the 'quick post' box or the 'topic' button and put away every half-ársed idea that comes within keyboard distance. we've tried dundalk and ben patrick in that position but after a promising start neither has lived up to expectations.
obviously, the lack of appearances this season (due to an embarrassing series of chihuahua breeding injuries) of your humble poster has not helped one single fecking jot. i can only apologise.
let's have a crack at this anyway;
TEAM
1) Liverpool player of the year - it can only be poulsen luis suarez
2) Most disappointing player of the year - andy carroll so far
3) Most improved player of the year - martin skrtel (and i'm serious)
4) Best Liverpool performance of the year - woodwork hitting championships 2011
5) Worst Liverpool performance of the year - goal scoring competition 2011
6) Best Liverpool goal of the year - andy carroll v man city (the 1st one)
7) Young player of the year - flannaaannaannagn
8) Signing of the year - enrique
FORUM
1) Forum member of the year - woof woof (for sticking at it)
2) Best thread of the year - multiple quotes / russian dolls (the very model of consistency)
3) Worst thread of the year - any started by greenred. i mean, put a bit of effort in, why don't you?
4) Joker of the year - dawson99, while he was still about
5) Dispute of the year - Bam vs the liberal pinko commie masses
6) Worst rumour of the year - villa to liverpool (as if!!)
7) Best avator - do you mean avatar? in that case.... lakes - it hasn't changed in 6 years. i see it in my dreams sometimes, just after the bit where i get chased by the corrs, who then turn out to be werewolves.
8) Best sig - mine
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andy_g on Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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