Not been around lately, been working at my mates music studio, where this afternoon I bumped into Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me hun, but have you seen my cellphone, its pink with a 'bubblicious' cover on it"
I said "No, sorry, have you tried calling it?"
She said "No, I put it on silent".
I said "If you liked it you should have put a ring on it".
True story